If only you knew... Lemme explain
I was running down the field, OHLOOK! Open teammate! PASS, CHEST! Great, but too close to the defender so he slide tackles. Boobs jiggling, she falls into a pile of mud (just so happens I like dirty girls). Anyway, penalty kick for the tackle. She takes the shot, goalie never had a chance to block it, BACK OF THE NET! CELEBRATION! She jumps into my arms and my penis penetrates her vagina.
See? It was a key play in the game (and in my achieving an erection).