MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES GO.
Someone should make a Michael Jack'olantern. That way, he can still scare small children.
Did you know McDonalds is making a Michael Jackson Memorial burger? Its 50 year old meat in a 12 year old bun.
I guess his heart just didn't Beat It.
Did you hear they're going to melt Michael Jackson's body into Lego Bricks? That way children can still play with him.