You better, or else…

Hi everyone,
I'm thedukest, and here is my app. Before we get going, I’d just like to point out that outside of toribash I raid bitches.! So when I heard there was a clan named after my favorite thing ever, I knew that I at least had to apply here, and redundant and ed made me realize the absolute beauty of your clan. But enough with that, let me show you guys what you really wanna judge me on.
Name: thedukest
Gmt: -8. I live in California, but also fly a lot back to Germany, mainly because my dad lives there, so occasionally I will be +1. In september though, I will be -5 because I am moving.
Forum/Irc/Ingame Activity: I have been becoming more and more active on forum, but back when I was noob, I didn’t know the forum existed, so I never posted. I started poking around the forum in January, and then made some posts here and there, but in the last month or so, I have become very active. I always have forum.toribash.com open on my browser, so I would say my forum activity is about an eight out of ten. I recently got an IRC client, and am now using IRC to chat with everyone. I would say that my IRC activity is also an 8 out of 10. I have been playing ingame since December of 2010, and absolutely love it. I play a lot ingame, and I use different mods, and am open to everything. I love the tourneys that go on, but I also don’t mind playing just for fun. I play at least two hours everyday, and my toribash is open when I should be doing homework :3. I would rate myself a 9.5/10 on ingame activity.
Past Clans: I have never been in a clan, but I would love to experience what an amazing clan feels like ;)
Belt: White. Cuz it’s covered in cum.
Best Mod: I would have to say that my best mod is aikidobigdojo, but I am also good at aikido, judo and ninjitsu. I am also good at shaolintwinswords, and other twinswords mods. I know they do not take much skill, but I played them when I was noob, and got pretty good at them.
Talents: Writing, replay making, in game. I think myself to be quite good at writing, and would love to do anything for you guys. I started making replays about a month ago, and they are nothing special, but I have made some sick moves in them. I am quite good ingame I believe. When I try, I can usually win a match, even if they are a way higher belt than me.
Reason of joining: I don’t per say need a new clan, but it would certainly be awesome to be in one as cool as you. I have seen a lot of your members in game specially ed, maybe cuz he’s a GM, but who knows. You have some great members in the clan, and I would be honored to be a part of it.
Why we must accept you: I will be fully dedicated to your clan, and will promise to do anything you ask me to do. Also, you must accept me because I know that deep down in your hearts, you know you love me.
General info about yourself: My name is Dylan and I am 15 years old. I am german and american, and speak both languages fluently. I currently live in California, after having recently moved here from Germany. I used to go to school with Zinx in the same grade. I kinda really like toribash, and I think I will stay with it for quite some amount of time.

Thank you so much for taking your time to read this, and hopefully considering my application.

All the best,

thedukest <3



[21:30] <@Redundant> Do a handstand and tape it.
[21:30] <@Redundant> GO
[21:34] <TheDukest> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PktrqbOXU





[21:44] <TheDukest> hey
[21:44] <TheDukest> did you know
[21:44] <TheDukest> that I'm super sexy?
[21:45] <@Redundant> Take your shirt off and tape it.
[21:45] <@Redundant> So we can judge.
[21:46] <TheDukest> you want a strip dance?
[21:46] <@Redundant> Yes
[21:46] <@Redundant> Wait, I give you a song.
[21:47] <TheDukest> ok
[21:47] <@Redundant> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltl...el_video_title
[21:50] <TheDukest> im making my own sexy dance
[21:50] <TheDukest> dont be disturbed by the graphic images this may contain.
[22:00] <TheDukest> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQrQXHSzUsw

Too long, didn't read.
Join #raid and hang there until we either got used to you or you are too scared to stay any longer.


http://forum.toribash.com/chat_view.php?channel=raid

Read it, it's worth it
And I will

His app is around half as good as my usual apps.
About half as long too. :O
Seriously, read it. Even half as good as mine is awesome.


I sound like thorn. \:D/

I would have said yes to his first post which he deleted. This new one reeks of effort and sexual abuse which I blame solely on Redundant. Way to go faggot.

Also yeah, you seem like Raid material.

Yes. Who is your main account though? And don't tell me you're not an alt.

http://forum.toribash.com/tori_login...p=68.4.236.197

He says trikskier is his brother.
It's probably true, dunno. I remind trikskier being an idiot, I am not too sure though.

TheDukest, I like your sense of humour. Yes please.

I lol'd at the sexy video, and also had a wank. Yes.