My cock may be soft but my heart is iron

I promote you to Ironheart.

Clever.

Who hurt you?

Men with knives will be at our doorstep soon, we must be prepared to do battle

I fear not the blades of war for I have the blade of friendship.

Can we change name guys?

What do you propose? We will hold a discussion, and democratic vote on this pressing matter.

(SNNNNNNFFFFF)Fart Sniffers

I 2nd that