yes, just what i said, only a few words change from each country that speak spanish, isn't really a BIG CHANGE, just a few words.

I speak European Portuguese. I've learned a little Brazilian Portuguese but it's not really my style.

Keep to a very simple Spanish, but barely any, keep the Engilsh here please.

That sounds a bit like racism to me...

it's because he don't understand spanish, or either other lenguage, his main and only lenguage he know is english (it's lenguage or language?, i'm pretty lost with that cause in spanish is "lenguaje" so i'm not pretty sure how is it here)

It's "language" in English. Also, he can always use google translate if he doesn't understand it.
Se habla espanol. :3

se habla espanol? well that's something like... well idk how it's supposed to be typed in english, cause it's a bit no-sense the way you put the words.

btw, forgot the english keyboard don't have the "ё" muahahahahaha (espaёol) the "ёo" sounds like this = nio, it's espaniol but with a ngniol (it's weird, i don't know how to type it lol)

If you translate that into the Mexican version of Spanish it means "I speak Spanish."

not really, it's the same spanish "i speak spanish" mean "Yo hablo espaёol" there isn't a different spanish, "se habla espaёol", is talking in general like HERE WE ("se" isn't "we" or "here" btw) SPEAK SPANISH but in a weird way to type it.

Ok, I speak Portuguese not Spanish. XD We've established that.