At least it shows respect :/
Idk wtf happened, how's the war, and stuffs. So I'm sorry. And sorry for not attending the war.

Vollian ship is laid silent into dune sea. Damaged by MFR fire from their fighter/interceptors. You enter inside looking for a signs of life...

SOMEONE: It's awful quiet... No way they are all dead. Their bodies are pure armor... I say, keep the weapons ready.
YOU: I believe some of them are still alive so dont hesitate to pull the trigger, where we should head now?
SOMEONE: Hmmm, lets try this way, I think it leads to the bridge.

Continuingthrough the dark, quiet ship u found one of the dead Vollians, his head is severed, but the eyes still flicker with fire.

YOU DO: Grab the eye to use it as an emergency light source, and planning to analyze it soon.

It still too quiet. The door that leads further are damaged, and the way leading to the bridge takes you throughout the engine deck. Deck is a nightmare of pipes, tubes and debris. Any corner could be a trap.
SOMEONE: By the Hampa! We need some more light here.
SOMONE1: Hey... I think I heard something.
SOMEONE: Quiet!
YOU: We can use the Vollians eye as the light. What is that sound? Its kinda creppy.
SOMEONE1: I don't know... It came from that tunnel.
YOU: Wait here then, I will go ahead and see what''s inside.
SOMEONE: Go check it out, we'll cover you.
YOU: There is a strange light emitting from that door...

YOU DO: Bash the door and check the situation.

Then, just when u wanted to say it safe, Vollian crab-bot (it has 8 legs with spikes, oval torso with red eye in the center, armored and nasty, quick, can climb any surface, attacks using legs, stabbing with them) jumps from the ceiling!

YOU DO: Try to shoot the red eye in the center.

Bot evade and stabs u in the right leg. You drop your weapon in pain and:

YOU DO: Stay calm, and shoot the crab-bot randomly.

Others run to help you, but three more crab-bots jumps on them. You are on your own.

YOU DO: Pull a grenade and get ready for a suicide explosion attempt.

Finish.



This one just for fun purpose, no flaming intended ;)

Vollian ship is laid silent into dune sea. Damaged by MFR fire from their fighter/interceptors. You enter inside looking for a signs of life...

SOMEONE: It's awful quiet... No way they are all dead. Their bodies are pure armor... I say, keep the weapons ready.
YOU: Wow are they too obsesed with Iron Man with the shiny armor and glow-in-the-dark eyes? Ohey look at that chamber maybe we can find some smexy lady over there! What do you think?
SOMEONE: Hmmm, lets try this way, I think it leads to the bridge.

Continuingthrough the dark, quiet ship u found one of the dead Vollians, his head is severed, but the eyes still flicker with fire.

YOU DO: Plug the eye and keep it as a good luck charm.

It still too quiet. The door that leads further are damaged, and the way leading to the bridge takes you throughout the engine deck. Deck is a nightmare of pipes, tubes and debris. Any corner could be a trap.
SOMEONE: By the Hampa! We need some more light here.
SOMONE1: Hey... I think I heard something.
SOMEONE: Quiet!
YOU: HEY ANYONE, WE NEED MORE LIGHT HERE!!!!!! Why nobody answer me, where the voice come from anyway?
SOMEONE1: I don't know... It came from that tunnel.
YOU: Lets meet them, oh boy meeting a robotic invaders is my dream since i was a child you know?
SOMEONE: Go check it out, we'll cover you.
YOU: Ok, who knows if they dropped some toricredits for us?

YOU DO: Open the door, and playing around with their machines just like playing tetris

Then, just when u wanted to say it safe, Vollian crab-bot (it has 8 legs with spikes, oval torso with red eye in the center, armored and nasty, quick, can climb any surface, attacks using legs, stabbing with them) jumps from the ceiling!

YOU DO: Shake its hand and ask for photograph

Bot evade and stabs u in the right leg. You drop your weapon in pain and:

YOU DO: Crying for my mommy

Others run to help you, but three more crab-bots jumps on them. You are on your own.

YOU DO: Ask them to gather around and play Yahtzee together.

Finish.

He sold his account i think.

Aren't you forgeting someone?

Pawt, nice.

Deridor, kinda comic don't you think?

Sicks, yours will make the guy look retarded repeating everything the other say ЌЌ Also, retarded a bit hun?

I think would be better if someone that's not a Piratez member be it, because... We're all in the ship trying to rescue Murm...

Mm, let me try.

Vollian ship is laid silent into dune sea. Damaged by MFR fire from their fighter/interceptors. You enter inside looking for a signs of life...

SOMEONE: It's awful quiet... No way they are all dead. Their bodies are pure armor... I say, keep the weapons ready.
YOU: It may be a trap, they might be ready behind this door (or whatever it is). Find another entry.
SOMEONE: Hmmm, lets try this way, I think it leads to the bridge.

Continuing through the dark, quiet ship u found one of the dead Vollians, his head is severed, but the eyes still flicker with fire.

YOU DO: stabs the eye with a sword, and say "mmm.."

It still too quiet. The door that leads further are damaged, and the way leading to the bridge takes you throughout the engine deck. Deck is a nightmare of pipes, tubes and debris. Any corner could be a trap.
SOMEONE: By the Hampa! We need some more light here.
SOMONE1: Hey... I think I heard something.
SOMEONE: Quiet!
YOU: what is it?
SOMEONE1: I don't know... It came from that tunnel.
YOU: There could be some more of them there
SOMEONE: Go check it out, we'll cover you.
YOU: okay, get your weapons ready

YOU DO: jump to the place on a sudden (hope you get what I meant ;) ) with swords in both hands. Look to the left, and right.

Then, just when u wanted to say it safe, Vollian crab-bot (it has 8 legs with spikes, oval torso with red eye in the center, armored and nasty, quick, can climb any surface, attacks using legs, stabbing with them) jumps from the ceiling!

YOU DO: grab a small dagger and fling it to the crab-bot.

Bot evade and stabs u in the right leg. You drop your weapon in pain and:

YOU DO: destroyed the crab-bot and took their feet (knife) out of my leg, throw itand destroyed 1 bot.

Others run to help you, but three more crab-bots jumps on them. You are on your own.

YOU DO: took out an electric whip-lash, and say "time to whip some robot's ass"

Finish.

And if you want me dead: (just an idea ;) )

Others run to help you, but three more crab-bots jumps on them. You are on your own.

YOU DO: cut 2 incoming bots, get stabbed in a left leg. Fling out a dagger, destroy a bot. Then get stabbed in the chest from behind. Smile with blood dripping from mouth and say "heh, adios mo'fuckers" and detonate grenade. BOOM!

Respect? They tricked us. They'll get what's coming soon.

http://forum.toribash.com/showthread...24#post2930924
first is free

Wow, good luck.
Hope this one goes well. ;)

"He'll be back, its in his blood."
XD, anyway, cya later.