repost >:[

Another small chat lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeellooo, i'm harriet. have you seeeeeen kristie? )
You: No, Im Alan
Stranger: are you my father?
You: No
Stranger: ooh ok!
You: You want me to be?
Stranger: is that ppoossssible?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: this better be good.
You: Run away from your home, get captured by a fosters home and i'll adobt you
You: Simple
Stranger: oh babes.
Stranger: that's lush
You: In a straange kinda way :S
Stranger: i think
Stranger: ill stick with my alan
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Who said you could be so fucking great?

Stranger: you a guy?
You: yes
Stranger: me too
You: ......
Stranger: Send me a picture of your cock.
You: you mean my rooster right?
Stranger: give me dick or goodbye.


So... I'm scared for my sexuality right now.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 19

You: female

You: ghana

Stranger: nice

You: you?

Stranger: 18 male uk

Stranger: r u horny baby?

You: i dont have horns

You: im not a dragon

You:

Stranger: lol

Stranger: seriously r u?

You: no i alrday said

Stranger: do u know what horny means>

You: you have horns?

Stranger: no horny means you want sex

You: i want a gender?

You: well i like male

You: not so sure about fmal

Stranger: i like girls

Stranger: so do u have pictures

You: no

You: i dont have a camera

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


No racism intended, just had to think fast and I was thinking about the world cup.

Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Do you know about Toribash?
Stranger: noup
You: IT'S A GAME
You: PLAY IT

You: /b/
You: /b/
You: /b/
You: /b/
You: I'M BREAKING RULE 1 AND 2
You: What the FUCK are you going to do about it.

lol thanks grayve

Pawts second try gave me a night full of laugh
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lets cut to the chase

a.guy looking for a girl

b.girl looking for a guy

c.horny girl looking for a horny guy

d.horny guy looking for a horny girl
Stranger: c
Stranger: u?
You: d
Stranger: yes!!
Stranger: jackpot!
You: Finally!
Stranger: so if i was in a room with you... alone... what would you do?
You: Hmm, endless possibilitis
You: sorry, my english aint perfect
Stranger: its all good
Stranger: u still didnt answer my question properly
You: Hmm, firstly i would undress you
You: thats for sure
You: I dont need a man playing a female
Stranger: ok
You: Now i ask you, what would you want to do in a room with me?
Stranger: first of all... what do u look like??
You: Tall, short brown hair, muscles
You: wbu?
Stranger: 5'6", blonde, big tits (36b)
Stranger: hahah
You: 6"
You: Blonde not kind of my tasted but it will do for now
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: actually i wouldnt mind fucking you )
You:
You: By the looks i feel the same way
You: Well by what my screan says
You: screen+
Stranger: what's ur favorite type of sex?
You: 69
You: and anal
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: i'm more of a bj person!
Stranger: and foreplays good. its a girl thing
You: Oh, bj is fine sometimes
Stranger: u r a guy and u dont like bjs?!?!
Stranger: gay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD impressiv how this website works
EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f eus
Stranger: u
You: 19 m est
Stranger: horny?
You: Kinda
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am a bit
You: Well the last person i taled to called me gay for being horny
You: talked*
Stranger: well u wanna talk dirty now?
Stranger: :P
You: Dirty? hmm this evening might just get interesting
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u know what sucks
You: Yeah?
Stranger: wearing shorts under how school uniform
Stranger: *our
EDITEDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: do you like things
You: asl?
Stranger: i like things
Stranger: i think alot of people like thing
Stranger: i really like things
You: things? what kind?
Stranger: do you really like things
Stranger: just things
You: I do like things
Stranger: things
Stranger: u know all sorts of things
You: Things?
You: Hmm, *thinks of things?
Stranger: we all really like things dont we
You: I do like things
You: I dont know about the all part
Stranger: yes things lets think about things and consider things
You: You must like things alot because you say things alot
Stranger: mmm yes things
Stranger: things ?
Stranger: milliions of things
Stranger: lots of things ?
Stranger: things!
Stranger: QUIF
Stranger: RAPE
You: Billions of things
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: OKAY
You: WHAT RAZOR ARE YOU GOING TO USE FOR YOUR HAIRCUT
You: RAZOR 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: OR 5
Stranger: 4
You: -BZZZZZZZZZZ-
You: SHIT
You: THE FUCK
Stranger: fuck what you doin
You: YOU'RE BALD
You: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: i am bleeding fuck
You: OH SHIT
You: I GOTTA CALL 911
You: OKAY
You: NINE
You: ONE
You: TWO
You: SHIT
You: RETRY
You: NINE
You: ONE
Stranger: man come one i see brain
You: THREE
You: SHITTT
You: RETRY
You: NINE
You: ONE
You: FOUR
You: SHUIIITT
You: TRY AGAIN
You: NINE
You: ONE
You: ONE
You: OKAY
Stranger: aaaahhaaahuck
You: THIS IS 911, PLEASE HOLD
You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: nice one
You: YOURE FUCKIN BLEEDING
You: ALL OVER MY BARBER SHOP
You: IT'S MORE BLOOD THAN MY SISTER'S PERIOD
You: THE FUCK
Stranger: yeah but i dont clean it uo
Stranger: up
You: YEAH YOU DO
You: OR I CALL 911
Stranger: i need a lolipop for my injuri
You: OKAY
You: HAVE A TOOTSIE POP
You: WITHOUT THE TOOTSIE ROLL
You: AND SUGAR FREE
You: NOW CLEAN UP THE FUCKIN MESS
Stranger: hehe okey
Stranger: nono dont hit me i am dien
You: BAM BAM
You: SPANK
You: BAM
You: BAM
Stranger: man this was actully funny thanks
You: no prob.

That was hardcore pawt