Jack the Man-slayer, a very troubled man who slays that fucking dragon was actually a futuristic dinosaur that is a Minecraft super star from Isengard.
After he kicked Thor's ass, shoved his hammer up D3ive's gaping ostrich-like man hole and ate a smelly GGK's vagina, he decided to forget the taste and wash his filthy arsehole. After that he fucked The Kardashians, while simultaneously licking Shrek's crusty fucksock while wondering how Honey Boo-Boo maintains dat sexy body of her mothers. Jack wanted to spank her with strange rubbery objects while simultaneously playing with a dick. He dunked on Primal's titty having ass licking long hairy nut sack.
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