Game 1: Welcome to Dota.
Game 2: Nicely done! Who'd you play as?

I cant remember but he sucked.

Ive had a little bit of success with alchemist, he kind of kicks ass once he goes all hulk plus he makes heaps of gold.

other then buying boots I have no idea what to buy from the shop.

Generally, the 'core' and 'situational' items will be solid gets no matter who you're playing as. If you're unsure still, check out some guides at www.dotafire.com. That site helps me a lot when I try out new heroes.

Who else here is in Europe right now?

Me.

Me. Where the fuck else would I be? I have no fucking money you fucking fuckfuck.

Are you having fun in Yurop, Jak?

Also: Playing Meepo lately.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/132010422
This went pretty well. Sniper was fed constantly and no one on our team could get near him because of Lich and Enigma. Sooo I got Boots of Travel and pushed every lane at the same time until we had megacreeps and won.

The only champion I've done good with in dota is Leshrac.

I have been playing only black ops 2 for the past month or so. It's surprisingly fun, easily the most fun I've had playing an fps since modern warfare 2.

Codblops two... Have not played. Will most likely never play. xD

Leshrac is good to learn, he's one of those heroes that synergize so insanely well with many others. Clickstun -> Split Earth -> ALL THE DAMAGE PLZ

Lol black cocks

After playing mobas and starcraft 2 for like 2 years, it's nice to play a game that doesn't really take thought :P