Oh shit

I'm in 9th grade with straight "A's"
gg no re m8

You're a brainwashed kid that thinks grades determine intelligence.
Sorry, i shouldn't be so mean, i'm only half serious here ;)

wat iz ths lengue u spek fo?

So I had this blunt rite

so I blazed it and grazed it

I can count atleast 4 or 7

i once counted all the way to 5

once.

scrubs i counted to 420 before

So you're telling me you haven't counted to 1337? goml skrub

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