[Weekly] IRC Storytime, with Uncle Pawt.
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[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[09:03] <TehCaek> DUN DUN DUN
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> IT'S TIME
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> STORYTIME
[09:03] <TehCaek> OK ILL BE QUIET!
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> WITH UNCLE PAWT
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> STORYTIME
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> WITH UNCLE PAWT
[09:03] <TehCaek> yay
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> THERE ONCE WAS A...
[09:03] <@MrTeapawt> (What was there?)
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> (WHO IS THIS HERO.)
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> (ANSWER)
[09:04] <Uberis> omgwtfbbq
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> THIS IS BASICALLY MADLIBS
[09:04] <TehCaek> ElCaeko Bandito!
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> SO WHO WAS THE HERO
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> THERE ONCE WAS A CAEK BANDIT
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> WHO WAS A CAEK
[09:04] <TehCaek> Named ElCaeko!
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> SO HE NEEDED TO SAVE...
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> Who did he need to save.
[09:04] <TehCaek> a naked raped woman
[09:04] <@MrTeapawt> Ect.
[09:05] <Uberis> with chocolate flavour
[09:05] <TehCaek> LOLOL
[09:05] <@MrTeapawt> SO HE NEEDED TO SAVE A WOMAN
[09:05] <@MrTeapawt> NAMED...
[09:05] <TehCaek> Named Sex
[09:05] <Uberis> TUNDUDNDUNDUN
[09:05] <@MrTeapawt> SO THE WOMAN WAS NAMED SEX
[09:05] <@MrTeapawt> SO ELCAEKO WAS HAPPEH
[09:05] <@MrTeapawt> BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS NAMED SEX
[09:05] <TehCaek> AND HAD SEX WIT HER
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> SO CAEKO WENT ON AN ADVENTURE
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> AND SOMETHING WAS BLOCKING IT'S WAY
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> IT WAS.
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> IT WAS...
[09:06] <TehCaek> GrayveXP!
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> GRAYVE WAS BLOCKING THE WAQY
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> HE SAID
[09:06] <TehCaek> along with his sicksness
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> "OH SIR
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> YOU CANNOT PASS"
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> ELCAEKO THEN SAID...
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> What did he say.
[09:06] <TehCaek> Then ElCaeko says FUCK YOU BITCH and stabs him many times
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> THEN GRAYVE FIRES HIS LAZOR
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> Then caeko dies
[09:06] <@MrTeapawt> THE END
[09:07] <TehCaek> lolololol
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> HERE WE GO
[09:13] <TehCaek> 80J4N
[09:13] <TehCaek> with a sbre dildo
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> NO
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> NEW STORY
[09:13] <TehCaek> yay storytime!
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> This is titled.
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> "The Adventures of Squirre"
[09:13] <Uberis> :O
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> SO THERE WAS ONCE A SQUIRRE
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> AND HE WAS TAKIN' CARE OF THE WEAPONS.
[09:13] <TehCaek> omg wut weapons
[09:13] <@MrTeapawt> WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... [Clan name here]
[09:14] <@MrTeapawt> NOT PIRATEZ.
[09:14] <TehCaek> Fish
[09:14] <Uberis> Parrot
[09:14] <@MrTeapawt> But another clan.
[09:14] <@MrTeapawt> Parrot.
[09:14] <@MrTeapawt> ALL OF A SUDDEN PARROT ENTERS THE WEAPON STORAGE
[09:14] <Uberis> :1
[09:14] <@MrTeapawt> AND THE LEADER SAYS...
[09:14] <Uberis> gtfo
[09:15] <@MrTeapawt> So the leader says "gtfo"
[09:15] <@MrTeapawt> Squirre then does...
[09:15] <Uberis> a backflip
[09:15] <TehCaek> and shoots their asses!
[09:15] <@MrTeapawt> So squirre does a backflip and pops der asses yo.
[09:15] <@MrTeapawt> And then Parrot just flies away.
[09:16] <@MrTeapawt> When all of a sudden.. [Enemy clan here]
[09:16] <Uberis> Anarchy
[09:16] <@MrTeapawt> I KNEW IT
[09:16] <Uberis> :D
[09:16] <@MrTeapawt> WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ANARCHY SLAPS SQUIRRE
[09:16] <@MrTeapawt> SO SQUIRRE...
[09:16] <@MrTeapawt> What does he do?
[09:16] <TehCaek> FIRES HIS LAZOR
[09:16] <TehCaek> And shoots them with 1,000 bullets on an SMG
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> Squirre proceeds to say
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> "IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR"
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> And then he pops der asses yo.
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> So then the ship was saved.
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> UNTIL...
[09:17] <Uberis> I came
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> Until Uberis ejaculated and made a big mess.
[09:17] <@MrTeapawt> THE END
[09:17] <Uberis> MUahahahahahaha
Last edited by Pacman; Jul 8, 2010 at 04:19 PM.
