That's just sexy. All of it.

that's what everyone said, which is why i cut it

Looking cute

That looks like a horrible place to view porn from - door behind you, in the middle of some hallway..

I can't get into porn really

truth be told I have a girlfriend for that

(I really hope that doesn't sound like bragging because I just spent five minutes or so trying to find a way to say that without seeming gloat-y)

Inexcusable, I was slamming this chick more nights than not in November and I would still find time to fight the one eyes monster. Practice makes perfect.

That was incredibly eloquent. I'm genuinely impressed!

I'm laughing too hard to think of a witty response spartan oh god

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