Originally Posted by
2worlds
Might have something to do with the fact that I AM A MAN.
I lift weights LIKE A MAN.
I eat bacon LIKE A MAN.
I don't act all emo about life LIKE A MAN.
I spank the asses of girls I dont even know and they give me their #s and their blue leather jackets in return LIKE A MAN.
I am a gentleman LIKE A MAN.
Also my haircut isn't girly.
But I do all of that
Except the blue leather jackets though, that's just fucking sick; what the hell are you doing with your life?
Originally Posted by
Fenris
*Morgan Freeman Voice*
The birth of Zayex.
Dun duun duuuuun
Damn, beat me to it.
Originally Posted by
2worlds
As a narcissist, this statement makes no sense.
Second.
Originally Posted by
Chac
I declare this the best backhanded compliment of the day. Cherish it sid
Only the day?
Also yeah, I'm trying to avoid taking anymore pics of myself until my dark green would-be 2-'O-clock shadow can actually become real genuine manly 5-'O-clock shadow; or my soul patch grows. But yeah, facial hair doesn't run on both my parent's sides of the family, I can only hope for a ''spaniard lady charmer'' moustache beard combo within the next few years :/ (basically pointed chin patch with thin rogue moustache).
Also yeah, I hate having other people take pictures with me because we're all usually laughing when we do, and I hate my full-on-teeth-barred-smile, because my teeth are awful, so I'm still taking glamour shots of myself, never gonna show off my group of friends or current girl plaything (like some of you queers). ''lolol look I have friends and an ugly girlfriend when many of you are fat lonely losers looooool I win I win!''.
Also long post is long.
Last edited by Zayex; Mar 10, 2013 at 10:54 AM.