Toribash
Originally Posted by Regent101 View Post
He can't stand the thought of staring deep into the depths of his monitor. Feels bro ;-;

This

Also it's awkward to stare at my self xD
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Originally Posted by oofun4 View Post
This

Also it's awkward to stare at my self xD

As a narcissist, this statement makes no sense.
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Originally Posted by 2worlds View Post
As a narcissist, this statement makes no sense.

Ok . Keep looking at your self in the mirror. How do you feel?
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Originally Posted by oofun4 View Post
Don't freaking shave.

DAIUM IM SAXY :c

I don't particularly like you as a human being but you're one of the most amusing people to stare at in the forums, kudos
<&Fish>: did you just infract the toribot?
<&Fish>: you're fired
<JSnuffMARS> sounds like a drug-addiction or mastu(I'll censor that word)
<bishopONE>: also yeah fisting
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Originally Posted by sid View Post
I don't particularly like you as a human being but you're one of the most amusing people to stare at in the forums, kudos

Even after pondering it I'm still not sure how that should be taken.
If only everyone could be as sexy as me
Originally Posted by 2worlds View Post
Might have something to do with the fact that I AM A MAN.

I lift weights LIKE A MAN.

I eat bacon LIKE A MAN.

I don't act all emo about life LIKE A MAN.

I spank the asses of girls I dont even know and they give me their #s and their blue leather jackets in return LIKE A MAN.

I am a gentleman LIKE A MAN.

Also my haircut isn't girly.


But I do all of that
Except the blue leather jackets though, that's just fucking sick; what the hell are you doing with your life?


Originally Posted by Fenris View Post
*Morgan Freeman Voice*

The birth of Zayex.

Dun duun duuuuun

Damn, beat me to it.

Originally Posted by 2worlds View Post
As a narcissist, this statement makes no sense.

Second.

Originally Posted by Chac View Post
I declare this the best backhanded compliment of the day. Cherish it sid

Only the day?



Also yeah, I'm trying to avoid taking anymore pics of myself until my dark green would-be 2-'O-clock shadow can actually become real genuine manly 5-'O-clock shadow; or my soul patch grows. But yeah, facial hair doesn't run on both my parent's sides of the family, I can only hope for a ''spaniard lady charmer'' moustache beard combo within the next few years :/ (basically pointed chin patch with thin rogue moustache).

Also yeah, I hate having other people take pictures with me because we're all usually laughing when we do, and I hate my full-on-teeth-barred-smile, because my teeth are awful, so I'm still taking glamour shots of myself, never gonna show off my group of friends or current girl plaything (like some of you queers). ''lolol look I have friends and an ugly girlfriend when many of you are fat lonely losers looooool I win I win!''.





Also long post is long.
Last edited by Zayex; Mar 10, 2013 at 10:54 AM.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Also, long post is off-topic. xD
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Death is a promise, and your life is a fucking lie
Not really, since it pertains to me showing myself, and commenting on other's image-related posts.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Originally Posted by sid View Post
I don't particularly like you as a human being but you're one of the most amusing people to stare at in the forums, kudos

Well thanks. (:
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