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Story time:
My friend, john was in the arabian desert with no arms, no legs, and a will to survive. Then there was a water buffalo. he crawled himself over, and stuck his dick in the ass of the buffalo, hopiong to get a free ride out. it stood suddenly, snappin it in two. He cried and cried, not realizing we were in an Atv behind him going to pick him up.