Congratulations on being the teachers' assistant of the decade.

I will now grade your papers

haHa. On a curve, I hope!

Start with the wide end (“W”) of your necktie on the right, extending about 14 inches below the narrow end (“N”) on the left. Then cross the wide end over the narrow end.

Bring the wide end up through the loop between the collar and your tie.

Then bring the wide end back down.

Pull the wide end underneath the narrow end and to the right. The back side of the tie’s wide end should be visible.

Pull the wide end through the loop between tie and your neck.

Pull down the wide end to tighten the wrapping. Then take the wide end and wrap over the narrow end so that the front of the wide end is visible again.

Then pull the wide end up through the loop again.

Bring the wide end down through the knot in front.

And — using both hands — tighten the knot carefully and draw it up to the collar.

Alright, fellas. We are sitting at 20k PP. But we require 25k PP. Go out in full force and get some PP!

Ight

ok chief, I'll be down to do a couple wars tomorrow

Bring on the lobster!

I require 2 strong men to play fullback for my new soccer team.

Will the two men play as one fullback or do you need 2 fullbacks?