Someone called me a fag, and i responded.
Troll: Your a fag who will never amount to nothing in life.
Me: Imagine this. Your sitting on top of a windy mountain top, spooning with your lover for warmth, when suddenly you have a warm tingly feeling in your mouth. It's minty and has a fresh taste to it. It feels like 100x steroids for your mouth, that never stop going. It feels like it just keeps coming back in, teasing you with flavor.
A mint you say? You have been mistaken. I placed my balls into your mouth. I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY.
So please, tell me again what I am, and you will notice that at family party's, it hurts for everyone to sit down. And you will be the odd-ball. Not me, ya FAGGOT.