=== Basic information
--- Your Skype account (which will be added to the clan Skype group): Zanderhar
--- List your alternate accounts: kangajack
--- List your previous clan(s): I guess it would be [Ally].
--- Your in-game/forum/Skype activity (specific hours in a day), and your time zone: GMT +10
Questions
Provide all answers beside the greater-than symbol provided.
=== I. Rationale
Answer as completely as possible, in a paragraph for each:
--- Who are you?
> I'm a drifter. One who becomes disenchanted with his current situation or friendship groups often and moulds himself into a new character in order to attach to the next group.
--- Why do you want to join this particular clan, as opposed to another clan?
> This clan... There is honestly something about this clan that is so much bigger and more grand than any other clan listed in these forums. This clan is a band of brothers. Total strangers who have formed a group originally devoted to kicking digital ass, but has since evolved into a congregate of friends who are totally unique but share something indescribable in common. That is why I'd like to join this clan rather than another.
--- How might you contribute to Oblivion, and, in addition, how might the clan be beneficial to you?
> As I said before, I'm a natural drifter. I struggle to stay entertained by a regular Joe or Jane, with the exception of a very small number of people. This clan is full of people with incredible intellect, potential, talent and personalities. All I can contribute to the clan is my loyalty and weak attempts at humor. The clan can give a kind of reef to ground my drifting instinct.
--- What experiences have you had with the game and/or the Toribash forum community?
> Good lord, some people on Toribash make me want to stick a power drill into my eye socket. Other than those people, I find the community relatively mature and easy going. I've had my fair share of MLG 'WOWs' and 'OOOOOH's' from decaps and chest booms, but those moments are only really good if there's someone there to 'OOOOH' with you. (Vrad, Timee, ysome, just to name a few)
=== II. Temperament
Answer as you see fit:
--- Which two Magic: The Gathering colours best describe your personality? You can either take this quiz, or give your own answer.
> Red/Black. Naughty.
--- What is the meaning and/or purpose of life?
>Genesis 9:7
"As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it.”
--- If you were in a room with your closest friend and favourite family member, and the only way out is for one of you to die, who would you kill? You, your friend, or your family member? If you do not make a decision, you will all die due to asphyxiation.
> As awful as it may sound, I'd probably chose my family member, because my closest friend is an incredible young woman who I love dearly, and couldn't live without.
--- What is "love"?
>Love is, apparently, a chemical imbalance. I think it's an emotional attachment which will allow you to break any barrier to protect and care for the person you "love", and try to make them happy at all costs.
--- Are you prepared and willing to have eggs implanted into your sternum?
> Only if Flex does it.
=== III. Aptitude
--- Attach your best replay(s). Both single-player and multiplayer replays are acceptable.
There are some on the Replay thread, If you really want to see them.
--- You may include art or any other works that you've made, be they Toribash-related or not.
> I'm no artist, but I do some creative writing on occasion.
=== IV. Perception
Answer to the best of your ability:
--- Describe, and/or name each group of colours shown:
> Ain't got time for this
>" "
--- Provide the hexadecimal colour code for this font colour > #E6E6E6
=== V. Anything else you want to say?
> "I'll take the gold pieces." Zander whispers to the GM.