Thank ;3

Dude, this is my favorite one.



You: Sup

Stranger: hi imm mia

You: I'm Brian

Stranger: awsoeme name

You: I know a mia

You: It would be freaky if you were that person

Stranger: kool i kno a brian

Stranger: ya it would whats my last name?

You: Don't remember, but I do know you have a brother named steven

You: or something

You: are you that mia

You: ?

Stranger: i do have a bro named steven

Stranger: whoa frreaky

You: The only way to know if it is really you.

You: Is

You: What is your sisters name?

Stranger: dont have oone so maybe its not me

You: Is your brother in England?

Stranger: Ya? how did u kno if ur not my brian

Stranger: thats way freaky

You: hmm

You: Age?

Stranger: not telling you thats to peraonal


Stranger: ow old am i?

You: 14 turning 15

Stranger: :O omg ys

Stranger: im scareed aree u my stalker

You: If you're the mia I know, I'd say more of a friend

Stranger: lol

You: This will decide

You: This question

You: I will know for sure

Stranger: okay what is it

You: The Mia I know has a runescape account, which her brother gave her. What is the username?

Stranger: sorry i dont have one



Stranger: so im not your mia

You: Freaky

Stranger: what?

You: Just the weird coincidental facts

Stranger: ya that it freaky lol

You: Anyways, I'm 53, eat babies, and love buttsex

Stranger: okay bye

You: wait

Stranger: what>

Stranger: ?

You: Do you like buttsex? I love buttsex. I want to ram my dick into your ass and just ram ram ram ram ram

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one was.... very... unexpected.

Stranger: Hello

You: Before we get started, I would like to ask you a question

You: Maybe 2 questions

Stranger: As long as it's not ASL I'm game

You: Do you like hard throbbing sweaty cock?

Stranger: On my own person, I appreciate it sometimes

You: Do you like buttsex?

Stranger: From one direction, I would like to try it

Stranger: You do realize I can't help you out over the internet, however

You: You passed the test my friend

You: You're the first not to disconnect

Stranger: Hahahaha

You: from those silly questiosn

Stranger: People get easily frightened

You: Which I may add were just trying to pull your leg

Stranger: Yes, I connected this

Stranger: Well now that you know I'm not an insecure teenager

Stranger: How's life?

You: Eh

You: Trying

You: Times are hard

You: I can't sustain a job long

Stranger: Brother, most of us can relate right now

Stranger: I can't even get a job

Stranger: Pathetic as it may sound, I'm still living on ancestral funds

You: We gotta make it somehow

Stranger: i.e. my parents are buying my food

Stranger: They say now that childhood ends at 25

Stranger: So I guess I have three more years

You: Enjoy them

Stranger: Heh. Wish I was

You: They are laying alot of people off at budweiser

You: So I might be nexy

Stranger: Including you?

You: next

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: Well, best of luck

You: Yeah

Stranger: Layoffs are cruel

Stranger: I grew up in California during the .com bust

Stranger: So I know this pretty well

You: You know, there is this guy named fred in my department

You: Well

You: We needed a new assistant manager

You: but fred doesn't say anything

You: so this new guy named Joa

You: joe

You: gets the position

You: now fred is profusely showing jealousy

You: and making us all pissed

You: He is going to lose it

Stranger: Well shit

Stranger: That's one nice thing about unemployment, no office drama

Stranger: The bad thing is....no office drama, I guess. Turns out life collapses quite a bit without some kind of structure

Stranger: That's what happened to me, anyway

You: Ah

You: What was your previous job?

Stranger: College student. I didn't get fired, I graduated

Stranger: So I guess I sound like a prick for whining

You: No you're fine

You: I should have gone to college

You: Unfortunately

You: I didn't have the money

Stranger: It's worth it if you like science

Stranger: I really did get a kick out of geology. Still do, but not professionally

You: Well, I was a bit of a computer wizard if you know what I mean

You: Maybe I could go to ITT tech

You: But... it may be to late for me

Stranger: Nah that's a scam

Stranger: Computer wizardry, though?

Stranger: Always seemed like a fairly self-starting practice, you know?

Stranger: I know quite a few people who made it big in that field, and they graduated with BAs in English

You: Yeah, but I'm only good at computer repair, manual virus removal etc

Stranger: Know any good computer repair stores?

You: No, but maybe I could work at Dell corp

You: I'm sure they get alot of calls

Stranger: Not the worst thing you could do

Stranger: You'd probably improve the average quality there

You: Well, I called there once

You: because there was just one damn virus I couldn't get out

Stranger: happens to the best of us

You: it was named Killer or something

You: and so I called

You: And I'm on hold for over an hour

Stranger: jesus!

You: listening to the automated machines and what not

You: Then, I actually speak to an agent

You: but It's a indian guy who could barely speak enlgish

You: *English

Stranger: So maybe you'd just get outsourced there anyway

Stranger: Where do you live? If you can find a decent independent hardware place, maybe needs some skilled workers....

Stranger: Figure it's better to work practically

You: I live in Virginia

You: How about you?

Stranger: California

You: Right

Stranger: So at the very least I do have plenty of hardware repair stores

Stranger: Not that I know anything about computers. 'Cept typing and stealing music

You: I heard alot of people pay big money for computer repair

You: Ha, I hear ya

Stranger: My biggest problem right now ain't about skills though

Stranger: This may sound shallow but it's my freaking social life! Out of college I got jack and shit

Stranger: Turns out you really do need friends to make friends

Stranger: Know what I mean? It's frustrating as hell.

You: Yeah

You: Well

You: Not very shallow

You: we all feel that way

You: In a sense we all want to be known and be an individual

Stranger: I've got that second part down, at least

Stranger: But it's getting to the depth that I can't even really do things

Stranger: Midnight showing of Troll 2 at a local theater? Nope, no one to see it with

Stranger: Backpacking? Lonely AND unsafe

Stranger: and such

You: Yeah, never know what will happen when you're backpacking

Stranger: To be fair I did try soloing it once

You: Ha, maybe you would see me driving around in the 18 wheeler

Stranger: Felt too sketchy to repeat

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: In Big Sur? Yeah, good luck with those grades!

You: Hahaha

Stranger: Do you have an 18 wheeler though? I'd like to try that

You: Well, it's the companies

You: But I have to drive it

Stranger: Fun!

Stranger: At least, for me. Driving is something of a passion

You: You have to hear the v8 in this thing

You: man what a rush

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: Fantastic

Stranger: Never driven a really good engine before

Stranger: I'm more of the budgeted consumer. Used car road trips, that kind of thing

You: Ever drive a dodge charger from 1969?

Stranger: Ooof. I wish

You: Ohhh man it is scary at first

Stranger: hahaha

You: I almost shit bricks after I hit the gas

Stranger: 3 Gs against the seat?

Stranger: Yeah that's a fun feeling

You: haha

You: Well look man, I have to leave in 4 hours for work

You: You take care

You: It was fun talking

Stranger: Oh hey, night shift

Stranger: Yeah, you too

Stranger: Peace

You: Yeah man

You: cya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




And this one, it just got straight up fucking wrong. I expected the person to disconnect...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hye

You: What's up?

Stranger: asl?

You: You first ;)

Stranger: 49 male alaska wby boo

You: 57 male Texas lets get it on

Stranger: got a fb babyboy

You: Yeah

You: Hold on

You: You like buttsex?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...3710718&ref=ts fb link

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...402&ref=search

You have disconnected.

I never check that link of his. I gave him a random name of facebook and probably left the victim I give him.. with a pedo.

^fgt
Anyway
I thought we were just talking about not spamming :v
Isn't this counted as a spam thread :v

well like i said Legion is Dying so i need 2 leave it i meean thats y Dex left and matt btw they are the main people i hang out with

MAKE A PORTRAIT OF ME OR ELSE.

Dude, my penis is hard. If you can't get over that, you can't join.

Did you see the ten toris I posted?

i can dl them later. gonna zip up those sets and pm them to ya now kryo

*Recolor head* Sent.

srry but wow thats random but btw i also forgot 2 get rid of tag so srry youface its off now btw