A robed figure appears, cloaked in midnight blue. While it draws near, you find that you are unable to move. It points towards you with its left hand, while an unnatural voice whispers syllables that slip from your consciousness even as you sense the tremendous weight and terrible power behind those words.

You feel a burning sensation as arcane sigils etch themselves upon your bare palms.

DM Moderated Message:

You have been afflicted with the Lesser Curse of Disma. The next two gold pieces that you touch with your hands (be they bare or gloved) will be transmuted into gallstones.

Buuuuuurn!... What are gallstones? And where can I find what items weigh/cost what?

Name: treesnipe
Belt: Blue
Bans, infractions, or warnings: none
Past clans and why you left them: none
Anyone you know in this clan: Toolfree I (stalk) play with him sometimes
Why do you want us:BecauseI really want a clan that is active and has good Supportive Members that accept me. this seems like the right clan for me
Why should we want you: Im a nice supportive team player who is into gaming and loves great communities like toribash's
Best and Worst mods: Best: Aikido ABD Wushu Judo Worst: Im pretty good overall
One or two paragraphs about yourself:
I love playing games with people that actually matter in the community like toribash and also like games with this level of strategy. I also hope that this clan will accept me as I have worked hard to try to join this clan that I think will support me as I get more experienced at the game. Im not saying im bad at the game right now but im not a Super Pro like some other members of the clan are (Soap ;) I really hope this clan will accept me and let me join their ranks.

Sincerley, Treesnipe


Your usercard: In the associated files

"I would greatly appreciate it if you accepted me. Thank you for your time."

gallstone: a small, hard crystalline mass formed abnormally in the gall bladder or bile ducts from bile pigments, cholesterol, and calcium salts. Gallstones can cause severe pain and blockage of the bile duct.

When you click "Select Equipment" (character generator), another window should appear. The gp value and weight should be listed here (if no weight is given, assume that it's negligible, and will not count towards your weight-carrying capacity). When in doubt, consult the SRD.

If one more person is needed, Fluny would like to participate.

Are there spills/ skills/ attributes/ anything that bolsters armor/defense greatly, if wearing no armor?

What exactly is a hand five? XD Probably something I don't know about, making me sound very stupid right now. On the other HAND I will offer you a high five, Vrad for your amazing awesomeness.

Random story time! So our school passed out Chromebooks to all the seniors this year, as a sort of "test". They blocked almost every webpage, but a certain "person" I know found a game, (I don't know what, I think it was League of Legends.) and downloaded it. It pretty much froze the shitty computer, and considering how stupid he is, he couldn't figure out how to take the battery out, (Since the off switch on our chromebooks only sign us out, and don't turn it off. It didn't do anything for him since it was frozen.) so he took it in to school, and they charged him 90$.

Morale of story: Don't be stupid.

If I help you with making your decisions, I will have to call that blue-robed figure back before its proper revelation within the story.

ONE MORE PERSON


OOH OOH
PICK ME PICK ME

Wait, they charged him a lot of dough for playing a game? In my school, it would just get confiscated. You only pay if you damaged it.

Sure. You will need to fill out the character sheet using the generator, and provide a backstory.