I never even had a chance because I never applied

Hello, its me.

I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET

MY NAME IS SANTA, AND WELCOME TO JACKASS.

damn that santa is skinny af

I was more confused about everything that was going on rather than his weight, but you do raise a good point there. He does look a little bit too skinny to be the real santa.

Guess who's back, back again and this time for good my exams are fucking over time to get out name up to top 5 hope everyone will join me in wars

Genosse retasim, why don't you join zhe Großdeutsches Aeon instead so you can be with zhe other germans

Do you like hitler

I prefer zhe real Führer TheAnimal

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I approve

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I don't