I also agree that Prototype was great fun. The graphics left something to be desired, but really that was justified with the controls and gameplay.
I think everyone who has played it can agree.
Spore.
SPORE!
IT WAS FUCKING DICK-SHIT!
I thought it was going to have a big-looong tribal and civ stage where you had to capture the whole continent, then (in civ) the whole world with epic wep0nz.
But it came the fuck out like: Go kill 5 tribes in 'teh triabl staeg' to advance.
And then: Go kill 10 cities in 'teh civolozatshun staeg' to advance, BUT, THERES A CATCH, YOU ONLY HAVE 3 UNIT TYPES AND 3 GAY FUCK STUPID RACES, OF WHICH ONE IS GOOD, EAT THAT FUCKING GAY PEOPLE WHO PAYED FOR THE GAME! WE JUST FUCKED YOU SOME 6 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE!
OWNED.
And then,
"According to our calculations (8D), It will take you approximately (8x) 60 years with 24 hours a day of gameplay, To conquer the whole galaxy"
And on the back of the box
"Rise through the stages of life and conquer the whole galaxy, you incoherent moron!"
I think everyone who has played it can agree.
Spore.
SPORE!
IT WAS FUCKING DICK-SHIT!
I thought it was going to have a big-looong tribal and civ stage where you had to capture the whole continent, then (in civ) the whole world with epic wep0nz.
But it came the fuck out like: Go kill 5 tribes in 'teh triabl staeg' to advance.
And then: Go kill 10 cities in 'teh civolozatshun staeg' to advance, BUT, THERES A CATCH, YOU ONLY HAVE 3 UNIT TYPES AND 3 GAY FUCK STUPID RACES, OF WHICH ONE IS GOOD, EAT THAT FUCKING GAY PEOPLE WHO PAYED FOR THE GAME! WE JUST FUCKED YOU SOME 6 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE!
OWNED.
And then,
"According to our calculations (8D), It will take you approximately (8x) 60 years with 24 hours a day of gameplay, To conquer the whole galaxy"
And on the back of the box
"Rise through the stages of life and conquer the whole galaxy, you incoherent moron!"
I think everyone who has played it can agree.
Spore.
SPORE!
IT WAS FUCKING DICK-SHIT!
I thought it was going to have a big-looong tribal and civ stage where you had to capture the whole continent, then (in civ) the whole world with epic wep0nz.
But it came the fuck out like: Go kill 5 tribes in 'teh triabl staeg' to advance.
And then: Go kill 10 cities in 'teh civolozatshun staeg' to advance, BUT, THERES A CATCH, YOU ONLY HAVE 3 UNIT TYPES AND 3 GAY FUCK STUPID RACES, OF WHICH ONE IS GOOD, EAT THAT FUCKING GAY PEOPLE WHO PAYED FOR THE GAME! WE JUST FUCKED YOU SOME 6 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE!
OWNED.
And then,
"According to our calculations (8D), It will take you approximately (8x) 60 years with 24 hours a day of gameplay, To conquer the whole galaxy"
And on the back of the box
"Rise through the stages of life and conquer the whole galaxy, you incoherent moron!"
Fable 2 and Fallout 3, these dispointed me so much, it took too long to get into any of them and the story lines in both tend to drag on soooo much just to get 1% further in the game yet other people enjoy them??