ok i got a few,
1. how do u get a one armed blond down from a tree?
u wave to her.
2. your mom is so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out!.
3.i do not have a 3rd joke so this is my 3rd joke omg this joke sucks!


3rd Place Winner for the blonde joke

500 tc Awarded

~Arterial

I only have 1 joke:

A guy and his friend go to the corner store for some soda, one guy passes out, the other calls 911, he says his friend is dying, the operator says are you sure?He says i dont know, the operator says well, its not an emergency if he isnt, so the guy shoots his friend, the guy says , ok he is dead, can i have help now? The operator hangs up.

hehe Cool thanks! Like fcpavao said it truly is a full of win image ;)

3 Girls are closed on an island.
Then comes a bottle from the water out.
The Girls open the bottle and there comes out a ghost.
Ghost: EVERY girl have now 1 Wish!.
1.Girl: I WANNA HOME!
WUSH!! The wish transportet her to home.
2.Girl: ME too pls!
WUSH!! The wish saved her too.
3.Girl: ouh man without the girls its lame here. I wished they were back..


Sorry if u dont understand the joke cauz i am german its hard for me to write it in english :P

lol funny joke, but the competition ended a week ago. Cool entry though