You were probably off fapping or something.

If you nuke my land I will personally kill you when I'm a zombie.

You will never be a zombie.

If Im nuked I will be :O
A radioactive zombeeeh

NOT REALLY BECAUSE I WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY GIANT PENIS CUM

/me shots

/me catches

Tasty

May i have secks with the zombeeeh?

Sure

5000TC.

Why do i have to pay for eveything nao?

Yeah, poor Jaxxx. I mean, alpha, really, it's not as if he's still making any from being a hooker any more.