Because 'fuck you' is a repetitive statement in your dictionary. If you are sociopathic, you should see a psychologist. Your anti-social behaviour leads to many unnecessary arguments.

This thread ended on post 5. This isn't some deep thought-out question on social ideals like the last one, it's just a matter of what is best in the situation.

In the first event, call the police. In the second event, call the police, unless the situation is too dire to wait on, then you can choose to fight the two thugs if you feel good enough (after a night of drinking? probably not).

This thread will probably be closed soon.

Anyone who would not masturbate in the first situation is a liar.

1. save them both. let the woman live with her mistakes
2. throw the bottle and take cover behind the dumpster, surprise attack them both and take their money

Yeah ok, closing this.