denied. You'd have better luck asking to be God.

i wish my teeth were super sharp.

Wish Granted. You shall bite Mr.Konrad.

I wish I wasnДt posting.

Denied, we command you to post.

I wish for a biiiiigggg huuugggg!

Denied, who wants to hug a freak like you?

I wish for a biiiiigggger huuugggg!

wish granted look left

i wish i was a little bit taller

Denied, dwarfs make the world more interesting.

I wish I was a care bear.

Denied. I just can't imagine a trash talking care bare.

I wish I had realised I was in the middle of making this post 4 hours ago.

Wish Denied. Derp.

I wish I could kill Waffles.

Granted, but you would have to kill blue waffles.....

I wish for Sunday to come faster.

denied, sunday suck !!
i wish sunday newer came ..... ..... ... .. . . . . .