Here's my rap (I know it sounds kinda cocky, but that's the point of rap):
Yo,
Imma motherfucking pimp,
My hoes are the best,
They can go all night,
Never need a rest,
They like the energizer bunny,
Just give 'em a test,
Try 'em just one time,
Let 'em iron out the stress,
You talk about choices?
I got all varieties,
Tall women, short women, even hard to please,
Just one hour,
Theyll leave you on your knees,
Cryin' "I ain't never seen bitches like these",
If you ask real nice ill line 'em up in a row,
Just like on a reality show,
It'll be entitled "Find the perfect Hoe",
If you find one you like just let me know,
Well, I guess that's the end,
I'm out,
I'm done,
And while it sure was fun,
Don't cry about being outdone,
Guess I'll just say c ya later, son.