Toribash
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[Event] Best Rapper Alive


There can only be one.

Rules
Make a rap at least 20 lines long, about anything. It cannot be stolen, it must be made just for this purpose.
If it doesn't make sense, it has no chance of winning.
Only one winner will be chosen.
You can only submit one rap.


Judges
Mwah
assassin8r
Varkenoss

Prizes
A random item and 10k and a gangsta head

Ends
July 3rd


Be the best, or go down like the rest.
Good luck
Last edited by mWah; Jul 1, 2010 at 09:23 PM.
teeth marks on my goosebumps, the chains frostbit me.
Isn't dope a good thing, jet?
"The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt on any style" - Bruce Lee
Originally Posted by HelloBob View Post
Isn't dope a good thing, jet?

umm, i always thought it ment bad.
i think you spell it derp, but im not sure.
derp is a retarded action where I've heard it. and dope is used as "pimpin!" in some tv shows ._.
"The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt on any style" - Bruce Lee
slycooper, that's awesome dude, i was waiting for a toribash related rap.
Wait, what
Here's my rap (I know it sounds kinda cocky, but that's the point of rap):

Yo,
Imma motherfucking pimp,
My hoes are the best,
They can go all night,
Never need a rest,
They like the energizer bunny,
Just give 'em a test,
Try 'em just one time,
Let 'em iron out the stress,


You talk about choices?
I got all varieties,
Tall women, short women, even hard to please,
Just one hour,
Theyll leave you on your knees,
Cryin' "I ain't never seen bitches like these",
If you ask real nice ill line 'em up in a row,
Just like on a reality show,
It'll be entitled "Find the perfect Hoe",
If you find one you like just let me know,


Well, I guess that's the end,
I'm out,
I'm done,
And while it sure was fun,
Don't cry about being outdone,
Guess I'll just say c ya later, son.
Ethereal Demise means otherworldly death. Just so you know.
Well...... I lose.

At least I tried, though.

Great entires, people..... Im'a going to start + repping some entries.
Damn I miss wibbles.
A living MC up in this town
bropika on the track ready to throw down
Straight out the hood, fresh from the block
His newfound skills will give the world a shock
He’s quick as a flash and flows like a river
The sound of his rhymes will make y’all spine quiver
He just wants to be heard and treated like the rest
He doesn’t have anything else but to give it his best
He has to be the one, the best rapper here
Not second place and nothing near
Nothing’s gonna stop him, he’s got the heart on his side
Just get ready world, it’s gonna be a hell of a ride
All bets are taken, he’s got one shot
The world’s eyes are on him, let’s see what he’s got
He kills the rhythm, the beat is slain
The only thing that’s thumping is the chink of his chain
This crowd is showstopped, the world cheers
This kid’s famous now, respected by superiors and peers
A new generation of song, a whole different style
This is going to be hit, it’ll stick a while
The newest hottest rapper, the new MC
He’s the prince of rap now, a well-known ‘g.
What now people... he’s now got it all
Let him take everything, pass him the ball
Everything’s going uphill now don’t worry a bit
He’s getting better by the moment, so wait and sit
No money, no problems, more to the life
He’s not at it for the money, nor for the fame
He does it for the remembrance of the game.




pikaproductions™
Originally Posted by pika View Post
A living MC up in this town
bropika on the track ready to throw down
Straight out the hood, fresh from the block
His newfound skills will give the world a shock
He’s quick as a flash and flows like a river
The sound of his rhymes will make y’all spine quiver
He just wants to be heard and treated like the rest
He doesn’t have anything else but to give it his best
He has to be the one, the best rapper here
Not second place and nothing near
Nothing’s gonna stop him, he’s got the heart on his side
Just get ready world, it’s gonna be a hell of a ride
All bets are taken, he’s got one shot
The world’s eyes are on him, let’s see what he’s got
He kills the rhythm, the beat is slain
The only thing that’s thumping is the chink of his chain
This crowd is showstopped, the world cheers
This kid’s famous now, respected by superiors and peers
A new generation of song, a whole different style
This is going to be hit, it’ll stick a while
The newest hottest rapper, the new MC
He’s the prince of rap now, a well-known ‘g.
What now people... he’s now got it all
Let him take everything, pass him the ball
Everything’s going uphill now don’t worry a bit
He’s getting better by the moment, so wait and sit
No money, no problems, more to the life
He’s not at it for the money, nor for the fame
He does it for the remembrance of the game.




pikaproductions™

Nice, i like it.
+rep
sounds good to
Everyone, DONT take this personal, im just a bit crazy. I love you all.

alright stop the beat, i got something to say/
I google'd on Hampa and got proof thats he's gay/
Tagknife, nice try stealing others shit/
altho Slycooper you were critically hit/
rapping about toribash and TF2/
Saying your a gangsta and that uke is blue/
in the same text, damn, your not a gangsta your a fake/
just looking at your "rap" gives me an headache/
davidbash, whats your problem, just keep playing THE GAME/
spamming 4chan phrases, omg you are lame/
Hellobob, you just repeated what Mwah said/
just quit the rap and go fap instead/
Jets, i kinda liked your rap it was smooth like sand/
altho rough words, lets hope you dont get B&/
EtheralDemise, or E.D for short/
... you just suck, your mom should've done abort/
pika pika, your a pokemon, not an MC/
if i should say "Get lost" people here should agree/
srsly, fuck you all, noone here is a gangsta/
closest is steve, he is a banksta/
This is Sangetsu speaking/
Dont stand close to me bitch, you're reeking/
Thanks for you time, i bet you only read the half/
Well, atleast im signing off with a laugh.
"I've seen enough rule number 34 to burn down a large catholic school" - Bish
Lols
Im a professinal perfectionist
get the deomons out ,exorcist yes im exelent
this beats my muscle and im flexin' it
unstoppable on top of all
im way to high to ever fall

{pause}

let the beat play let it ride
you play in the sun im here at night
nocturnal flow internal show
concerning souls determine lows
discover highs uncover lives
keep it together like a couple ties

{pause}

Do you care i wont
share i dont
flares i shoot
trees i root
please dont move
please dont shoot
i surrender my hands up to
i wont move i wont budge
keep your temper on point and clutch




-Backs awway slowly-

Im not very "gansta"

Hopefully this will cover up for not being Gansta BITCH!!!!!
<Fish> How is being a dumbass a form of venting? Is this some sort of flatulence related joke?