Noxious, reeking and stale
Hidden beneath deceitful veil
Dish that is devious and vile
Composed of blood, pus and bile

Waffles invoking flow of spew
Making the worst nightmares true
Malignancy beyond human's mind
World's worst disguist defined

Waffles entering digestion phase
Setting your stomach ablaze
Carelessly eaten, a single bite
Which will now fill you with fright

Your intestines melt and boil
Your abdomen turns into broil
You're victim of corruptive food...
Which doesn't even taste good