Stranger: male
You: You are walking through the park with your girlfriend and find a nice spot to make out, do you make out with her or grope her?
Stranger: i let her choose
You: she isn't horny
Stranger: well we enjoy the view
You: you enjoy the view to find out that there's a no soliciting sign on the tree next to you. A cop walks over and begins to write a ticket. Do you run away or do you act like you're broke?
Stranger: explain to him we are not selling anytging and if he doesnt believe us, run like hell.
You: you run like hell, to find the cop chasing after you. the police officer grabs your girlfriend and she kicks him in the balls. He calls for backup, theres your car, and a mountain trail, which one do you take?
Stranger: take the trail.
You: you take the trail through the woods and it leads to a cave, and a few downed trees. Do you go over the downed trees hoping the cop doesnt catch you, or do you go into the cave?
Stranger: go ovee the downed trees, and slowly back away from the trail.
You: the cops pulls out his tazer and tazes your girlfriend, handcuffing her. You turn back to help but see about 5 other officers running your way, Do you run through the woods or stay on the trail?
Stranger: run through the woods and take down the cops that have my girlfriend in custody.
You: They taze you, and search you to find that you have nothing illegal on you, and decide that you were resisting arrest anyway, so they bring you to custody.
You: You now have being arrested for resisting arrest and attacking a police officer on your record. Now you can't find a job and your life goes to shit. The Game, you Lost it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Make a turn based story
Stranger 1: there

Stranger 2: here!

Stranger 1: wtf

Stranger 1: that's not a sentence

Stranger 1: retard

Stranger 2: Duly noted, but I wasn't trying :P

Stranger 1: oh...

Stranger 1: party pooper D:<

Stranger 2: cackle!

Stranger 1: :/

Stranger 2: A turn based story, eh, fuck it, let's begin again.

Stranger 1: no you killed my mood

Stranger 2: Shit

Stranger 1: I'm not motivated to do it now

Stranger 1: I HATE YOU

Stranger 2: I hate me too, don't worry.

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 1: why?

Stranger 2: LOL

Stranger 2: I keed!

Stranger 1: oh

Stranger 1: if you hated yourself

Stranger 1: then you must be living a miserable life

Stranger 2: I was, a long time ago, then I decided, fuck this shit, I'm going to be a nihilist.

Stranger 2: So much better.

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 1: aww shit

Stranger 1: deja vu

Stranger 1: I'm scared now

Stranger 2: Now I know full well there's no point, and wasting time trying to find one is a futile effort, so, yay nihilism.

Stranger 1: I'm gonna go :/

Stranger 1: bai

Stranger 2: Night.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Try and make as many cheesy sexual innuendos as you can.

You: hahaha

Stranger: want to play pool? ive got the rack and youve got the balls!

You: Only if you let me use your pool cue.

Stranger: is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants!

You: Haha, I like this question.

Stranger: you must be a pirate, cuz im diggin yer chest

You: Keep it goin

Stranger: is your daddy a farmer? cuz you sure have some nice melons!

You: If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?

Stranger: good one hahaha

You: Do you know karate... because your body is really kickin

You: What has a lot of teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.

You: Damn girl, you have more curves then a racetrack

Stranger: you know whatd look good on you? me!

You: Save a horses back, ride me

Stranger: lets have a party and invite your pants to come on down

You: Why don't you have a seat on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

You: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

You: As fun as this was. Later

You have disconnected.