I would be fucked, and freaked out.

here is my plan:
take your computer
burn it
stop playing cod anymore u.u

btw.. this is my real plan:
get ranged weapons, they can only attack you if they are near... try with a fire thrower... there is only a bed thing... they don't feel the pain... so we need something which destroys them in few attacks, like traps...
you can try to go in a safe place, make endless traps (an endless fire in a hole) arround you and attract them to you... so they die, and you will sleep with they dieing sound (or whatever is the right term xD).
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there are already zombie ants and zombie flies
if they bite a human... we are fuck up u.u

To be honest... nothing realy. If the zombie was close to me he would be very weak to do anything. One small poke on his shoulder would tear his arm off.

And what's the point in running? xD He's too slow to even catch me.
But it's freaky that him being slow actualy makes him scarier 0.o

Actually in the movies I've watched(ZombieLand of course not part of them)Zombies move wickedly fast.And whats with the dripping of blood from the mouth?I would get a truck and run em over.xD

Get into my dads gun safe and get all the bullet straps and bullets. and use his shotgun!
If that does not work then i will fly (plane) to texas, texas is a happy place.

What I would do in steps:

1) Obtain a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks.
2) Follow the guide to the letter.
3) ? ? ? ?
4) Profit!

...Although that's only limited to "shuffler" type zombies (the slow moving ones that moan and have their arms perpetually extended).
If confronted with "Rabies" zombies (i.e. The fast, "smart" ones like the Infected from L4D or those from 28 Days Later) my steps would go as so:

1) Obtain a suitable weapon(s) that isn't too cumbersome and is efficient (i.e. a combat knife or machete, along with a silenced firearm of some sort).
2) Find some other survivors to team up with.
3) Gradually make our way out of the urban area through the construction and defence of many "safe houses" throughout the city. These can later serve as safe havens for any others unfortunate enough to be lost in the city, and we will leave directions to the next safe house in each house.
4) Set up a stronghold somewhere out of the city to defend until rescue (or until supplies run out even after raids back into the city)

What if mark henry just died and he came back to life.Like he slept underground or something. Then you're screwed

If you REALLY REALLY think about it, if there WERE a zombie attack, the Government would probably have some kind of plan.

If I had their resources, I'd have the soldiers kill all the zombies in the border, then barricade the border, then make sure nothing gets pass the border, then make the border bigger and, in collaboration with other contries, eventually contain the zombies into a relatively small area and then nuke the area.

Honestly, I think the Government would be probably save themselves and nuke us few hours later.

me too. i'd be like "wtf u want zombie" and run to the nearest island.