I realize that now.

Fuck yeah

I'm on a terrifying glacier right now

giant goblin siege outside my gate trying to get in, but I've got doors so is k

HOWEVER while they were wandering around trying to find a way in, I look across the icey expanse and see

THE YETI

"trololo gobbos ain't got shi- holy shit HOLY SHIT IS THAT A YETI?"
It was. It just wandered around for like 2 days so I was getting traps and shit ready to kill off the siege, and then, that piece of fucking yeti fuck, ran up to my gate, and broke down both fucking doors, letting the entire siege in.

Yeti quickly saw what he had done, looked in and saw my dwarves likely making the most surprised yet rageful faces ever witnessed by yeti kind, and immediately booked it out behind the gobbos.

Somehow half my military (I E 5 guys) managed to survive and kill off the 50 goblins, although one of them had a broken spine and the other had NO UPPER BODY GO FIGURE

Then, the remaining 3 axe men looked over our gates and the giant refuse pile of goblin, demon and centaur corpses, and saw, slowly walking off the edge of the map....YETI

They were immediately ordered to hunt the fucker down and make a delicious >>Yeti Ragout<< out of him, and they made chase.

Yeti, slowly walking off the map probably thinking about how bad ass he is for sicking those goblins on us, turns around for just a second, to see 3 raging steel clad axe dorfs with multiple amputations and a lust for vengeance coming his direction. He very quickly increased his pace to probably the fastest speed a yeti can muster. THE DORFS WERE FASTER

aaaaaanyway long story short the front of my fortress is now decorated with a yeti totem to ward off further mischievous sasquatches.

THE FUCKING YETI.

But yeah its all fun and games until your whole fort goes into a tantrum spiral because hey they really liked that guy with no upper body

My manliest artifact ever. My legendary macedwarf wore it, and ONLY that and a coarse iron mace. Dont want to be punished by that guy, thats for sure.

So basically,