Nice EJ, you did that? is so poetic.

If u lie to me i will kill u with my sword if u tell me the truth i will kill u with a spell. What do u have to say to stay alive ?




found this one in skyrim>yellow book of riddles

I found this on a post by someone else a long time ago in the off-topic thread (Can't remember who)

I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test, or any test i've ever taken. i'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, i'm stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally retarded. and to top it off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

What does fall stand, and run lying??

What gets harder the longer you play with it?

lol dose

What is strong during the day but is dead during the night and keeps you warm during day and is useless during the night


Saw my 1st riddle was already used :P so I edited

what come's in and goes.things which are red and white,good and bad.things from the past, or maybe the future.its sometimes sad and other times happy sometimes boring other exciting.its something every one have. some people enjoy it others don't. for me i dont like it a bit. for it remind me of myself and how i was treated and i treated others

I'm back

What does enter in a deep hole, dry, and leaves it wet and hard?

Was gonna guess Vagina lmao