Enjoy Google Chrome and ur personal spyware spy u of all ur privacy and sell it for 1000s of $ to third partie companys,its fast quick ,but can be crash on some pages, and mediafire links,and direct u through cookies ,through a wall of ads u would like cuz of the things u searched for.
But we are pretty fast and easy to use.the perfect browser, to hide our real nature.
We also sell ur information to police and FBi computers, so u can be easier found if u do some shit.our Design is pretty simple,and the downloads slow,cuz we need to check first what u download...
Enjoy Firefox we will crash for random reasons, and we dont like Youtube so much cuz it eats alot of memory and can kill firefox or your adobe flashplayer,but we have alot of themes, if u would like to cuztomize ur Firefox Design,also we have something called Personas , what gives ur firefox a cute style,a big pallete of adds and tools is also avaible , we are on version 8 now and exist since over 10 years ,we have a userfriendly userinterface, what is also customizable,to adjust it to ur personal wishes,we are avaible all over the world,our safesystems are always up to date to save u from dangerous sites.and the download speed is pretty good but we have a problem that sometimes the file isnt complete.
Enjoy Safari the Apple Browser is pretty fast we have a nice user interface and it is pretty easy to use even for newbs,u all time informated about the news all over the world, u also have access to the most used sites ,like wikipedia,Youtube and Yahoo! trough our integrated Toolbar,if u search for something u can click the arrow on the searchbox,to see advices to what u typed in the box,the search directs u automaticly to google ,but u also can change it to another searching engine like Bing! or Yahoo! by take a tick on the prefered searching engine,we also have iCloud, what gives u easy compatiblity to all ur apple products ,and a virtual storage for all ur data u saved or for what u need fast access too.
We have a good secure system , what protects u against the most dangerous sites.Downloading takes a little bit more time than normal,but u can be sure the file is always complete.
Enjoy Internet Explorer, we are from Microsoft what means we sometimes crash for random reasons, and our safety system is not very good,our user interface is abit complicated, and we have connecting problems sometimes, The Download speed is very slow this is the reason why we got the awesome idea, to integrate a function to can stop and continue downloads even if u close iE or shutdown ur pc,we give slow acces and loading of site elements,except u close all ur programs, we are known as the Worsest browser cuz people think we collect informations about ur surf behaviour,but we are not Google Chrome even when we work together with them , we only spy u if u do something what can hurt Microsoft like downloading microsoft products or keys for a illegal mc os,but even when we so fucked up , we have the best support of all other browsers,cuz u will get alot of problems with IE and we have the solution for all 1000s of ur problems.
Enjoy Opera , we have a gesture included, what gives u fast access to all Tools or functions u need, also we are known as the fastest browser cuz we load pages and page elements in record time, we dont have much interests on ur data and what u do on internet , and also dont care about what u download... besides u can stop them and continue it as it is able on IE, we care more about ur privacy and show u trough a little symbol if a site is safe or not and stop loading of dangerous sites.
We use Widgets to make ur browser more comfortable and more easy to use, TabStacking is also avaible, our only problem is , we dont like flash games so much so some flashgames wont work for u and our browser is not much cuztomable,but u can manage ur passwords, and we have a turbo mode speeds up slow networks.
i use Firefox cuz i like colors :P
if the crashs piss me off i use safari