Once Upon A Time long before books were made, people told stories of Sir Fappian the third, he was a brave knight who got alot of ass everyday and got a very long sword the he uses for various of different knight tasks.
One boring day sir fappian found a little girl called Milka, who started fapping when she saw his big sword, which he used to rape little kids from his kingdom figuratively speaking, he actually just used to rape adults. In a cold winter morning, a few months later, he noticed that his dick was too small because it was too cold, so...