Secret Santa 2024
FAQ
Advanced Search
Subscribed Threads
Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Reply
Switch to Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode
Original Post
View Public Profile Send a private message to Tonakai Find More Posts by Tonakai
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 15, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to Tonakai Find More Posts by Tonakai
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
DONUT HYPE Tonakai's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2007
May 15, 2008 Old
LOL contest #2
LOL Contest
2


Not Nabi this time.
I'll pay this from my very own pocket.


Welcome to the LOL contest number two!
I think some of you remembers the Nabi LOL Contest hosted by me.
The meaning of that contest was to make the funniest replay.
Well, this time you can do anything funny in words.
So, no pictures, no replays, no videos, jokes and other funny stuff... inscribed with words.
Oh, about the prize... I'll choose the best joke which I have heard of the day, though, there might not be any jokes of the day if I haven't heard good enough.
The prize of the joke of the day is 2 000 TC.
This contest lasts until my Summer vacation starts... AKA 31st May
Okay, so...

Rules

Do not send pictures.
Do not send replays.
Do not send videos.
You can throw me the joke in this thread, in this forums, in IRC, in game, everywhere.
I'll take EVERY joke what I see.
DO NOT THROW ANY IMMATURE JOKES (Example: "I fucked his mother")
Do not tell bad jokes.

Holy shiz, go and give me good jokes :o

Statistics

15th May - Loje
16th May - Nobody
17th May - Tertywerty
18th May - DesertPunk
19th May - SokuTofu
20th May - NinjaAiPoM
21st May - Nobody
22nd May -
23rd May -
24th May -
25th May -
26th May -
27th May -
28th May -
29th May -
30th May -
31st May -
Last edited by Tonakai; May 22, 2008 at 09:01 PM.
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
THE GOD  
Join Date: Dec 2007
May 16, 2008 Old
Originally Posted by VolcanoX View Post
That doesn't mean you have to negate the rules and say it anyways.

there's a difference between being racist, than saying something thats meant to be taken lightly and not a serious statement that someone actually means
i didn't mean it as i said, im sorry to those who took it seriously
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
THE GOD  
Join Date: Dec 2007
May 16, 2008 Old
can you explain it?
the second one of him being a slacker i get, the first one im confused?
EDIT: lol im stiff i get it now XD
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to Bananana Find More Posts by Bananana
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to Bananana Find More Posts by Bananana
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
Senior Member  
Join Date: May 2008
May 16, 2008 Old
A teacher is teaching her class.
"I want you to say a sentence with the word fascinate," she said. She called on John.
"I went to the zoo on Saturday! It was truly fascinating!" John said.
"Sorry, I want the word fascinate, not fascinating." the teacher said.
"How about you Phil?"
"I went to the aquarium last week! I was fascinated!" Phil said.
"Sorry, I want the word, fascinate." the teacher said.
Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher had to think about it for a second because Little Billy was known for using bad language.
"Oh what could he possibly do with the word fascinate?" She thought.
"My sister's sweater has ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight," Little Billy said.
Last edited by Bananana; May 16, 2008 at 06:22 AM. Reason: bold, not italics
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to clause325 Find More Posts by clause325
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to clause325 Find More Posts by clause325
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
Member clause325's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
May 16, 2008 Old
A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't know whats going on, so he agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and the wife started moaning and breathing heavy the little boy said, Daddy you better hold on yesterday when she did that me and the Milkman both almost hit the floor.
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
THE GOD  
Join Date: Dec 2007
May 16, 2008 Old
that reminds me of this one
ok a small family, mom dad, and son
the curious boy asks his dad if he can take a shower with him, the dad says yes.
the boy remarks at the "you know what" and asks what it is, the dad protectively sais its my, errrmmm. limozine.
then the boy askes his mom, she says yes , same thing its a garage this time, mom dad are "doin it" boy had a nightmare wants to sleep with them, they say yes, he yells "watchout mommy! daddy is trying to park his limozene in your garage!!!11one!!"
didnt make this one
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to Tonakai Find More Posts by Tonakai
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to Tonakai Find More Posts by Tonakai
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
DONUT HYPE Tonakai's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2007
May 16, 2008 Old
Originally Posted by culapou View Post
wait so you dont even make your own jokes?

95% of the contestants doesn't have their own jokes.
Quote
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History

May 16, 2008 Old
View Public Profile Send a private message to TheGod Find More Posts by TheGod
Active Inventory Deactivated Inventory Trade History
THE GOD  
Join Date: Dec 2007
May 16, 2008 Old
Originally Posted by Tonakai View Post
95% of the contestants doesn't have their own jokes.

i noticed soon after the first round :P
Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »