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[Chess] The Rofl Raffle
Brought to you by [Chess]!
This is a small raffle in which the participants must pay a small fee in order to enter for a chance to win a nice prize!
The fee you ask?
The fee you ask?
MAKE US LAUGH!
That's right, to enter our raffle you must make me and my members laugh.
It can be a picture, video, quote, saying, or any other kind of humor.
You are allowed an attempted entry once every four hours. This gives you a total of 42 tries at entering.
We will recognise only winning and invalid entrees. If you were ignored, then you can attempt again once four hours has past.
It can be a picture, video, quote, saying, or any other kind of humor.
You are allowed an attempted entry once every four hours. This gives you a total of 42 tries at entering.
We will recognise only winning and invalid entrees. If you were ignored, then you can attempt again once four hours has past.
PRIZE
Hunter force
Hunter relax
10,000
Hunter force
Hunter relax
10,000
RULES
Stay within forum rules and regulation.
Racism, sexism, or other forms of offensive behavior or actions will not be tolerated.
Do not steal funnies from other participants.
Large images (exceeding 800 pixels of width or height) should be contained in spoilers.
You are only allowed to post a new attempts once per every four hour period. We don't need spam.
Stay within forum rules and regulation.
Racism, sexism, or other forms of offensive behavior or actions will not be tolerated.
Do not steal funnies from other participants.
Large images (exceeding 800 pixels of width or height) should be contained in spoilers.
You are only allowed to post a new attempts once per every four hour period. We don't need spam.
Failure to follow these rules may result in you being blacklisted from this event.
JUDGES
Chess clan members.
Chess clan members.
END DATE
Two weeks from this post.
(Thursday 3:00 / 3:00AM GMT -0)
Two weeks from this post.
(Thursday 3:00 / 3:00AM GMT -0)
ENTREES
Katsudon
Natejas
ago2808
papasmurfa
Th3CrAzY
Temperature
Zus
aakash555
Dose
Wolfe
trikskier
TheE4RTH
xboltx
Joboman
Acesonnall
Katsudon
Natejas
ago2808
papasmurfa
Th3CrAzY
Temperature
Zus
aakash555
Dose
Wolfe
trikskier
TheE4RTH
xboltx
Joboman
Acesonnall
BLACKLIST
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Good luck!
Last edited by Shmevin; Apr 20, 2012 at 01:10 PM.
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers, his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.
The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab." So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab back to the airport.
Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." The businessman said "OK" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers, his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.
The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab." So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab back to the airport.
Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." The businessman said "OK" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.
