okay, I'll play along and pretend you posted first
In Equestria there was a pony with an elegant mane, her name was Cupcakealicious. She loved her fluffy brown bunny and her grumpy old uncle*Midnight-Gloom. She enjoyed music like heavy metal and wubste, EXCEPT wubstep ain't Metallica. Dat pony was obsessed with great and yummie big muffin, who was really big. She went down to the river and saw two giant worms in an apple. She got