Secret Santa 2024
I would get the guts to ask for a date to this hot girl. After that date, I would give my house to a hobo and give all my money to charity. Then, I would run off in the jungle and go North. I would then try getting as North as I can, and then, once I'm too tired, commit suicide.
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Reposting here, cheers

I'm gonna make all my friends have the best day they ever had, and my friend who had a crush on me, I'll make her love emotions come back again :3 (well that sounded weird)
Don't send me PM's, I don't read them.
SMOSH023 you mean uh uh uh uh White addicted to anime or Iyane
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I would kick the ass of this b*tch named Kurt (he is small but picks on taller guys oh yeah he also believes in "swag" and "yolo") and while i beat the crap outta him i say YOLO all the time. I would be naturally high with my friends then i would bang Sasha Grey, Maria Ozawa, and Sonny Lane :3 lol

^lol
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Originally Posted by McBurger View Post
Probably learn how to play twinswords on toribash. I was never good at that mod.

lol

also weren't you banned?

(you don't know me, I'm just a newfag, that's it)

Originally Posted by Bulletron View Post
First thing that came to my mind was to track down a certain insanely attractive teen YouTube celebrity, have a conversation with her and make sure to be an unforgettable memory. But since I can't possibly accomplish such thing in a week, I'd probably spend some time with family and friends and make sure they'll enjoy my last moments with them. I'd also probably try to remember as many people I've hurt or offer ded as possible and apologize for fucking up. Then hours before the final moment, I'll slip away quietly, find a Wi-Fi zone or Internet cafe, and PM people my goodbyes. Probably gonna leave a note on my shirt saying to donate my organs to people who need them.




Yeah, loved that movie.

I like yours, but the whole thing about Boxxy made me lol.

Originally Posted by Sacrafan View Post
Killing people is immoral but killing people who say stupid shit in online forums is fine



Are you retarded?

I said killing people who are "dangerously stupid", which does not imply to forum retards. I mean the kind of people who bash homosexuality and say it's the devil's curse or something as outrageous as that.

Are you retarded?

Originally Posted by smosh023 View Post
Reposting here, cheers

I'm gonna make all my friends have the best day they ever had, and my friend who had a crush on me, I'll make her love emotions come back again :3 (well that sounded weird)

Sweet.
You explicitly stated you'd kill someone in this thread.
but okay, I won't take anything you say seriously to avoid future missunderstandings.
nigerian PM
You're right sir, no one should ever take anything I say seriously unless I use the srs tag.

Also yeah, I'm guessing the person I said I'd kill is stupid enough to poison himself on aspartame or gmo food or something, so I won't need to kill him.
I would do the regular crazy stuff that everyone would want to do. Getting laid and stuff. And the thing I would like to see the most is my funeral. I've always wondered who will attend and how people will react to my death. I'd probably fake it and then be all ninja and attend my own funeral. Masked or from a distance. I'd follow people around and hear few things about me. I would like to see posts about me on the Internet as it would be in a range of like 30 people. I'd like to secretly infiltrate my house or school and hear some more stuff. At the last day I would wait outside of my school and meet my friends. Tell them that I'm going to die and then say goodbye to my family. At the last minutes jumping out of a plane and fading away in the sky would probably be one of the coolest death scenarios.
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I would say to my parents how much I love them and how much I appreciate what they have done for me, then I'll spend the most time possible with them and with my girflriend, either going to a cinema or going to clubs, and die in peace having sex, of course, joking.