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"My English teacher tried to flunk me in Junior High. Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five." -Eminem, My Name Is
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This is more like a favourite quote than a favourite line, but Agent Smith's script in the Matrix trilogy has to be one of the best scripts ever written:


Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and
I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding
environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the
only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know
what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Last edited by Muffin; Feb 12, 2014 at 01:41 AM.
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Originally Posted by Muffin View Post
This is more like a favourite quote than a favourite line, but Agent Smith's script in the Matrix trilogy has to be one of the best scripts ever written:


Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and
I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding
environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the
only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know
what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.


Holy fuckin' shit.
a spoon.
"Donny. We got a German here who want to die for his country. OBLIGE him." - Inglorious Bastards

"My god. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Fight Club

"So avoid using the word 'very' because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays."- Dead Poet’s Society (I think this is a very good quote)

"Which would be worse - to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?" - Shutter Island

"Magicarp, I choose you!" - Any decent trainer from Pokemon.
Originally Posted by Redundant View Post
60% of the time it works every time.
pls

also, best script of all times is clearly this.


Since Ego already took my pick, the video, I'm going with something else:

"Six months after we wed I was at her funeral. It was sunny because the universe does not care about the grief of men. I don't remember much else about that day."
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/c..._going_for_it/

If not that then it would be:
"Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done."
- Linus Torvalds
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