Well we can use a tea magnet to extract all the tea and THEN blow it up... now where do we get a tea magnet?....

I don't really want to shatter your hopes but there is nothing like a tea magnet.

I beg to differ.

Well, it might be called a tea-magnet but its totally shit. What we are looking for is a magnet that can attract tea which is as impossible as an elephant walking on a potato made of balloons.

/thread

killjoy... couldn't you have just came along with my genius plan?

An elephant walking on balloons is plausible. Maybe the elephant is really small. The balloon could be made of kevlon, or could be like really spread out.
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I want to know what a potato balloon would look like.

yeah exactly what i was thinking

nk hibngret

I knew it.

Those martians hacked twig

Fakin fgt gon pay 4 dis

ono thigmartian r u ok