You know how when teenagers try to describe something, or are simply trying to think of what to say, the tend to use the word 'like' a lot to fill the gaps between their cluelessness?
Well ishi was working on a way to cure young adults of idiocy one day. While he was out giving away blankets and warm clothes to the needy, one of his many many rivals snuck into his lab and tampered with his nearly complete formula. ishi did actually feel a disturbance when he got back from his charitable duties, but needless to say, didn't think much of it, dispersing the chemical into the atmosphere on a global scale. Young adults to this day are still infected with this plague while ishi works tirelessly to find a cure.
His enormous muscles get knotted in stress by the grief of his great plan going astray. We applaud your noble intentions ishi, we truly do, but I feel that young adults are destined to be the dumbest of our race for all eternity.
