*puts on a Samurai Armor and shouts "SHINNEEEE" while flailing at both of them with two katanas causing them to end up in shreds*

*the glue keeps me in one piece ignites sword and impales RenChan*

*resurrects self and decapitates sa1uk... 20 times to break the glue*

*sellotapes head back on and pulls out shotgun*

*gets into a C-130 and crashes it into sa1uk. Repeatedly.*

*glues an EMP nade onto RDM's head, it explodes and sends him into a coma*

*RDM wakes up 10 years later, where the world is ruled by PorcupineJim, who's evil henchmen shoot RDM continously with miniguns*

Then... OUR HERO ZaneNutio Jumps out of the bushes, and says "VIOLENCE SOLVES NOTH..." before getting shot in the head ind passing out. uh... he could come back... maby....

becomes zombie clone working for Jim and eats rdm's fingers one by one yummy

You fools, that was a clone =P

/me steps out of shadows on a fudge massive dragon and obliterates Zane, Jim, and their army.

*Is still sitting in his top secret volcano lair - the Jim that got 'obliterated' was his stunt double, Acidman. Jim presses the big red button, and launches a mini-heatseeking nuke at RDM, which explodes in a shower of molten fudge*