Originally Posted by HolyShrimp

toxic

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i'm 37 this year
yeah, nothing really compares to underage boy pussy tbh
cool nazi symbolism
at the end of the day i get way more puss than you
niggas eating ass in paris
I love me-mes. ^^
his dick looks like
a dog peen or something
plus the weird botched circumcision
speak english you spic wetback mexicans
if you kick me ill hack you
my dad works for anonymous you idiots
cut off your cheatcodes wtf
cyber bully much?
do you like migrant cock, orion?
gosh dang it
im a girl wtf

Originally Posted by Gl0ck1

Anyone tough and brave enough to send their FULL history log??

Originally Posted by Bercat

Only goes back this far, for some reason.

Witness Me!

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i have friends zack
k cewl
I'll have someone summarize it for me
gg
you're gonna yell at the entire clan for moonsick's doing? alrighty
I have mary to take care of
my baby that i also a plant
is*
The tip is the worst part coy
*furiously masturbates in corner*
*rips dj's clothes off and lubes up his arse*
*puts dj's clothes back on because bercat respect's dj's sanity
that was a close one
/em dang
gg
I forgot to contract wrist
didn't expect the frames to be so long
It's ok
I just hate you now fgt ;-;
jk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwoVD_hCcAEvKUL.jpg
pullout game atrocious
damn
https://twitter.com/weloverobdyrdek/status/507241073044127744
fuk
it was just apicture of 19 kids and counting
gg
cewlios
bananas needs to hit puberty before ass
gg
i
gg
magic
shots cause autism
it's called a joke mang
chill
aloha snackbar!!!
gg
I'm already high
just liek ur playstyle
gg
/en
/en
//en
/en
hi.
no, just disapointed
then you could've just not clan hopped, simple as that
whatever
I'm sure joining our rival was a great idea
gg
gg
nudgeline?
/decapprize 1000
nudge pls
/bet 1000 ouda
/bet 1000 oudu
points 4 dayz
hello?
ha no
it's just not though
sponser yourself
he can contract ankle
anthony needs to sb again
/bet 100 Anthonyown
hello?
spooky
/em hello fello stoner
kill me
with anal
/refresh
/en
hi
gg
I feel like that wouldn't be profitable for me
naw man
naw
If you want money, I do loans
how much do you want
gg
/sp
how much will you pay back?
.
2.5k back
in a sec
sent
ugh
you should've continued to lower that arm
/refresh
/refresh
/dl uke
nudgeline?
/en
/en
/stats Kazumaxxx
grabbed my leg
gg
put em up m8
*raises fists more upwards*
Idek why im here
someone send me 400k so i can get a good set after i buy full 512x512
close enough
coy..
with your hands
gg
cum
you lose
coy are you still #1?
i hate you so much
/stats Coyote0500
./stats Coyote0500
>:)
gg
gg
but ur rank 1
gg
juvy what do you prefer for smokin?
bong?
blunts are my shit
gg
should I remake the weed smokers organization?
/en
I asked a question
im so confused
ima go, need to research my space buckets for growing my plants
cya
/refresh
nudgeline?
/bet 1000 ch
/bet 1000 ChargonCash
hahahahaha
/bet 500 Vitta
nooice
/earnings Bercat
lag?
sigh
/refresh
/bet 1000 RKG
rip
/bet 1000 Vitta
arm lock op
/bet 1000 DrJekkyl
/bnet 1000 DrJekkyl
/bet 1000 DrJekkyl
/jo think
/sp
/en
gg
/maxclients 2
/refresh
/en
/jo derp
/jo cow
different aspects of fighting, mhmm
so what mod is this current one?
ah ok
i haven't played yet
wow i got rekt-a-roni
gg
*cough* humble brag
It should be a higher threshold
you literally tore him apart
kNi, we know
rank 0?
is this the same mod with larger dojo?
gg
why is the gravity -32 instead of the regular -30?
understood
I need to ask a question that I ask quite a few people
Do you think I would make a good gm?
lol
gg
I think I suck at it
10/10
gg
sass isn't going to get yo uinto the clan
gg
I also stated that you may be an alt
no dm's or fracs
maybe a tad lower
/stats Jagron
/op snake
gg
/sp
alright, im gonna go make more bboy replays for nitros clan video
cya man, nice mods
hello?
/stats Ninja96534
knock yourself out
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=478258
...
k
gg XD
that was fast
..
you wrote one sentence..
you don't get in the 2nd highest clan with three senttences.
when did anyone say that?
it says if you only write a few paragraphs we will reject it
you wrote three sentences
check the application hall of fame for what you want your app to look like.
you should've read the post carefully
whatever apply again in two weeks
when?
you must be confused
gg
well i do do drugs and I can tell you that we would never accept that
gg
ZACK! ZACK IS THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE CLAN!
/refresh
humpu, bby, Zack wants to join this server but can't
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=527191
thank you, note
YES
I need something for my gambling addiction
no it will still be toribash
pretty sure
gg
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=521088
end of story, make it happen.. pls.. i beg
I suffer from chronic insomnia
My conception baffles scientists
My dad has never slept with anyone
Mostly because he can't sleep
I am chronically infertile
lol
gg
nut shot inbound
thigh kicks are cool too, i guess
gg
gg
/en
hi weppet
gotta go get a new coach cya guys
/jo nitro
/sp
hello
/en
gg
/sp
not right now, sorry
oh okey dokey
/en
/sp
/sh you're*
XD
/en
gg
gg
/sp
/op Zack
Zack says hi
accepted prizes
Anyone else coming vitta?
I talk to him on skype friend, kitro
/en
um
/reset
gg
/em gg leg, gg
gg
/sp
I know you are but what am I?
/en
gg
gg
no im simply good
it's ok, you're good too
yes
gg
/sp
plush do it
don't let your dreams be dreams
yesterday you said tomorrow
JUST DO IT!
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
points!!!!!!
good try
/en
you lost
gg
/fspec laithoon
/em lelelelelel
gg
gg
gg
gg
gw
you're making my blush <3
*bercat takes world record hit*
*dies from smoke inhalation*
naw man
that aint me
we won
gg
im not the dueling type mang
gg
/sp
gg
/refresh
You applied for Nitro, got rejected. And within 14 hours you applied to another clan
I warned them that you applied to us
Clearly you didn't care for their clan since you didn't apply to them first
then you go on the forums and find them!
it isn't that hard
apply!
who ever!
gg
fabulous leg grab btw
?
/em sorry babe
i don't duel sorry
gg
gg
gg
gg
/em hmm, ok
gg
/sp
gg
gg
/sp
/jo vs
/sp
ye
/en
/sp
gg
/jo publicmushu
/refresh
/decapprize 1
gg
gg
gg
thanks babe
gg
/em kinky, i like it
k lol
gg
gg
I don't think I could ever see myself getting a name change
My name is iconic
XD nice
I was gonna go play rocket league and eat chicken, so i can't
/dl Hardking
/lp Hardking
/dl Zack
/lp Zack
/whisper mwah
Hey, I was just wondering if you guys are looking at my clan council application
sup
gg
/em you're*
gg
k lol
/sp
/en
gg
gg
gg
gg
gg
gg
gg
thanks
that dick
/em kill yourself
kill yourself
gg
/stats Bylba
gg
gg
gg
gg
coyote is badd
well it is late
2:25 am
that's what my pc says
pretzel save op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDF6DhMtL68
just chillin
I need to make a weed smokers organization
That one got closed
:|
nvm
gg
/em meh
gg
gg
gg
not much longer
gg
gg
gg
/sp
now i leave
cya
/decapprize 4
vs, war?
ah kk
aight cya
/jo nitro
/sp
thou hast arrivest peasants
okey dokey lel
rko outta no where!
yes candyblunt
make an app first
once this war is over
k
B& 4 lyfe
/stats Dolphyno
/stats Yaysian
brb
I have returned heathens
yeah baby
i got it
/en
gg
gg
/sp
k
/en
oops
whatevs
dope rhymes grav
it's not about app, it's about skill
gg
gg
thanks babe
ur gud
gg
hi
it almost never is
decap attempt = op
that was a worse decision than you conception grohen
gg
it isn't dead yet
gg
clicking masterrace
gg
gg
gg
someone beat me i need to pee
i gotta piss
/em hahahaha
he's joining nurtru
jk
cri ;-;
gg
gg
piss time!
gg
/sp
/opt bruises 0
/refresh
/jo ber
/sp
/en
gg
too high
baked
wtf
why am i suckin so much buns?
gg
oops
gg
/em ...
gg
mhm
congrats
k
/sp
/jo grav
crispy nipples
seems you did it for me :)
sup
fairly well
it never died or was dying
when we kicked all the inactive and immature players, then the immature fags went on the blab to everyone
that we were dying
im here to kick the shit out of gravity
i have to wait my turn though
cuz grav and i have beef
let goes = op
but it does
talk to humpu aboot it
anyone want candy locks?
thanks babe <3
just spec til they're done
aight
/jo parrot
/sp
hi
/en
alright
were you in nitro before?
yeah you'd probably get in if you write a decent app
lel
it keeps us active
XD
i slammed that booty
last game then i have to get back and rek gravity
gg
/sp
lel
bye
/jo grav
/sp
baby got back
spiral fracture
that counts but the other one didn't?
he gave you a get out of jail free card
sure..
okey dokey
/en
gg
huehuehuehue
so
anyone?
gg
gg
gg
/em hi mom
/em sigh..
gg
fuck ur shovel
wut
boi, fuk da police
gg
oh that XD
nitro had a beauty contest with our hands
i drew eyes on mine
do u have hawt hands?
no
they lied
liek a jungle
well
ok
gg
candyblunt, who is your main?
how do you know about the beauty contest?
/sp
You're in the skype chat, who are you on the account in nitro?
oh
well ok
thanks man
that's fine with me lel
alrighty i'll cya man
k
hi
/bet 5000 Judd666
how much?
/stats trex811
room?
./jo ber
/jo ber
/sp
/duel mode 1000
/duel start 1000
/en
/desc ^061k duels
..
/sp
...
thanks for wasting my time
?
wtf?
you want me to pay you 1k so that you can duel me with it?
no
/desc ^061k duels w/ Bercat
/desc 1k duels w/ ^06Bercat
hello
/stats RuanRigby
eazy breezy
*pretzel intensifies*
rep0rted 5 racisism
b& 5 lyfe
Eazy aids
step 2: get b&
#rekt
whyed you change the maxclients to 4?
don't you want people to join the bet server?
we can fight for it with the lobby open to new players
so open the lobby
off of other people's money as the prize?
he's halfway ther
are there still sb's for first?
...
you didn't pay for a nudge
you got nudged fight
there were others that had nudges before you
first come, first serve
suck it up
i suppose you "paid" as well, anthony?
when?
that doesn't mean that you get free nudges!
w0w
I'm deciding if i should report or not
I've been playing for 2 years and that isn't how any of them worked
/refresh
/jo future
/sp
peasants
/en
gg
/em hello heathen
oops
lel
/sp
im not angry, zack..
drink bleach
drink more
stay up bg
wow, bg, wow
I lost once..
and won once
bg, i just got here
gj
how the fuck are we losing?
that was the most cancerous thing I've heard today
I'm going
/en
gg
gg
gg
gg
/sp
i always lose to simple mistakes
*slight orgasm*
kremline
kremline!
full 512
joints are full 512
the set is meant to be blurry in spots
i get my high quality wrists at walmart
My wrists were made my a starving asian child in a sweatshop
Nitro = Bercat, right dj?
tooooombstone!!!!
hey!
:)
10 inches
rhyme-riphic!
shovel tactics op
gamerz we cam eback
hi
k baby
gamerz, if i lose you go
yes?
okey dokey b0ss
/en
one of you heathen better get in the rape chamber
gg
gg
gg
yes
gg
gw
gg
/sp
cya guys, have a nice day
/en
gg
XD
sup
*cough* humble brag *cough*
If my rank is shit it's because I haven't played since the reset
oh there's dq..
k
bal?
/rules
gg
gg
Unless you're op
My teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.
Ba-Dumm-Tss
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler.
gg
don't shovel me, cock
knew that would happen
gg
What's the definition of trust? 2 cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
yes?
pr0 leg kick, that's what
oops
gg
Yes I remember you master
Why aren't you in Origin still?
I doubt it was for no reason
./rules
gg
gg
/jo nitro
I have arrived, peasants
I'm confused on what's happening
gg
gg
solid leg grab, bt
btw
gg
yeah, he's butthurt
k
I don't even know what happened
damn right
I ain't no woman
gg
It won't be in there once it's in my blood stream
yeah, and?
Faintly, you didn't show yourself too often
/desc ^06I'm gay
/desc ^06Nitro sucks dick 4 fun
fixed it
/refresh
^06Bercat sucks dick for fun
/desc ^06Bercat sucks dick for fun
needed color
/refresh
Best decap 2k15
a cat
gg
I have the urge to make pancakes but it's 5:20 in the morning
thanks, i was aiming for a dp
gg
/sp
must go
/jo gmtourney
/jo gmtourney
/jo gmtourney
/jo gmtourney
/jo gmtourney
/refresh
/sp
/en
I am moist
/stats DaRebelz
/rules
gg
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.
Ba-dumm-tss
XD
no pls
And God said to John. "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Can I make dark humor jokes?
he's on a macbook
If you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns, go for the juggler.
Can I make dark humor jokes?
I'm asking de gms
k
What goes through 180 stories in 3 seconds?
9/11 victims
I'm so sorry
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
XD
idk what?
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
/em stick it in baby
/em my body is ready
/em death by anal
gg
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
./rules
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Need darker?
ok mom
will do
What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I
put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
gg
lel
are there prizes for 2nd? It's esports after all.
Boi you hit the ground harder than a suicidal person on a skyscraper
k b0ss
Is there a prize for 2nd place?
k
now dp
*cries internally*
w0w
I'm gonna drop small harder than an old person with polio
gg
thanks peasants
thanks baby
gg
/stats bercat
hi
quite well, I have two days to finish reading a book and complete an algebra 2 packet
oh poop, it's poop
decent
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A Sandy Hook.
Ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What do you call a kid with no arms and legs?
Names.
yea?
I wanna get rank 1 for hampa
that's.. ok
idk
idc
/jo nitro
/sp
You need to make an app first
yeah, and you can't be in a clan
you're probably getting denied because you're already in a clan
brb gotta print out my summer assignment packet that's due in 2 days
what do you think the application thread is for?
/en
gg
no
well, that was dumb of me
gg
I'm hosting a bet server gamerz
I'm not*
I hate it
you're not in nitro, tman
to host a nitro bet server, yes
I don't like hosting them because it's stressful
I don't like it
Nitro isn't going to like a clan hopper
didn't seem like it, his other member joined like 5 min ago
he can still apply but his chances are slim
/op day
gg
gg
gg
by what?
gotta go finish my summer hw, cya
/en
hi
coy
w0w no way!
apmah
itanimulli
11/9 did hsub
024
The dark lord is among us
smaeb leets tlem t'nseod leuf tej
gg
nope
thanks
no one's op
gg
gg
gg
gg
hi
naw, It's 5 am here
gg
gg
gg
/sp
cya
I'm here to eat catnip and rape bitches and I'm all out of catnip
oops
gg
okey dokey b0ss
/stats Domiel
close
/sh #rekt
gg
/sp
/en
yeah?
I'm here to rank up
gg
k
/em my rank now
gg
lel
gg
I but a vape and I've concluded that it's an overglorified flavored mouth humidifier.
bought*
I need jesus
I can tell you that no one in nitro has ever stolen a replay
gg
gg
gg
holy shit i just blew a huge o
gg
I'm getting good at o's
I ain't about that duel life mang, sorry
gg
I shoulda just let go of your broken arm lel
gg hand XD
wetzels pretzels
gg
thanks
/en
/em gg
messed up gg
3pro5u
2pro2save
/jo wapow
/jo wapow
/jo wapow
/jo wapow
/jo obey
solid lift gg
gg
oops
gg
/sp
that was pathetic
/jo mm
yeah?
/em gg
gg
gg
don't shovel me heathen
gg
yep
gg
/sp
you know we can understand you?
ok
4-2
nitro
idk
I am moist
w0w quite bad
gj moon
/en
moon
/fspec MoonSick
ummm
gg
8 us
gg
oops
meant to let go
/sp
sure
finish them off
forgot to tell you skid. They are filthy shovel peasants
which ever feels right
gw
/deop Bercat
we already did ChargonCash
it's over
just won zack
/jo nitro
calm down nitenite
gg
gg
butthurt
gg
tully3: us?
gg
/sp
i must go
/jo vq
heil hydra
accept prizes
you're oped..
what the fuck you doing nitenite?
/op Zack
*sigh* fine
no nitenite!
/en
gg
:|
gg
gg
moon is
/em XD
gg
/sp
advil is more efficient
np bruh
inheritance money is the best money
10
reported 5 h4x
no
if he went it is his turn
see a therapist mang, you talkin to yourself
seems he beat you 3 times in a row
busy right now
wow
soon dick
/en
I'm a finish
okey doke
/sp
It would be funny if they ban for like a 1000 years instead of permabanning you just so you don't get what you want, lol
child porn is a no no
glitch and a half
XD
lelelelelelele
wut a rebel
moon, quiet and fight
If you bark, bite
*unwillingly takes 9 iron to virus's kneecaps*
*climaxes on viruses face before hitting him again*
finally!!!
Can I go now?
k bai
/jo jolt
I'm both
not for sale hoe
gg
/sp
I didn't want to be here
bye

I'm a horrible person.


Anyone who can guess how many gg's and get within 5 of the number that I counted will win themselves 3k.

Anyone who can quote and post here all of my cheesy and dark humor jokes will receive 2k.

Scouts honor.

Originally Posted by Day

i counted 185 gg's