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He probably "indirectly" jabbed his dick against her forehead and gave her a severe concussion.

sure

Look, Shrimp, Kitteh told me what happened last night. You should know that she has severe anxiety issues, and last night's events didn't help her. She had such a spike in anxiety from you and Det that she passed out and split her face open. Today she spent the last 10 hours in the hospital for concussion treatment and face injuries. So please, Shrimp, I know how you can get, so refrain from involving Kitteh in it; just for future reference. Call anyone else in the world a degenerate n*ggerf*ggot c*ckmunch, but not her.

And yes, she asked me to PM you because she couldn't bring herself to do it.

You cerebrally fucked a bitch, that's fucking dope.

I busted a nut on the girly's face when she wasn't expecting it.
And I stole weed from my best friend in 6th grade
In middle school I dated girls with weed and used them for it ( and sex )
Nearly completely fried my brain with acid in the course of a month

club penguin



not gunna lie, all went downhill from there

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i pushed a little girl over and she broke her leg or something, that was the last time she ever interacted with our family

i stole a candybar when i was 10 but i returned it later LOL


tell me more

i tried to tag you in this post cuz im so used to facebook lmao

>be me, 5th grade
>first year middle school, don't know how it works for you kiddos
>our playground was pretty close to the road
>we're a pretty poor as fuck town, so not many people drive by
>me and a friend try to hit cars with rocks
>we had done it before, but now it was rediculous
>throwing boulders, handfuls of rocks at any car that passes during recess
>hit this disgusting green minivan

>forward to 5th hour, right after recess

>get called to office
>sweating cum, didn't even remember hitting the car
>get asked by secretary if i was throwing rocks
>palmsaresweaty.mp4
>"i-i don't know"
>i know i'm done for, secretary tells me to have a seat
>minivan owner leaves, stay in office until the end of the day

>when i get home

>walk into the house, mom staring at me
>tfw
>tfw i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air

NO

stop right there pal, not in my world you don't