swallowing as many nuts as possible is more comical.

What? Do you you expect explosive diarrhea? .

Coupled with hemorrhage, choking, internal damage to organs, and choking on an item that sounds like and resembles a part of the human male reproductive system, which is automatically funny on the internet.

RDM, good post apart from spelling the 'internet' wrong, its the god damn INTERNETS.

No.....INTERWEB, DAMIT!