fell through the window of my (2 story) house when I was 6 or 7
it was raining
my sister kept watching "wishbone" even after she saw me go through
my mom only knew because I was crying so loud
thank god I had the sense to put up my arms and not take it in my head
broke both my arms, each one in 2 places. whenever I do a punching motion, big *snap* but it doesn't hurt
another one
jumping on bed, fall off
ear + table = ear - big chunk of ear
I still have a big peice of my ear with no cartilage in it, it's like flat.
it was raining
my sister kept watching "wishbone" even after she saw me go through
my mom only knew because I was crying so loud
thank god I had the sense to put up my arms and not take it in my head
broke both my arms, each one in 2 places. whenever I do a punching motion, big *snap* but it doesn't hurt
another one
jumping on bed, fall off
ear + table = ear - big chunk of ear
I still have a big peice of my ear with no cartilage in it, it's like flat.
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
Originally Posted by ravenger
Nice man nice in the summer I broke both of my forearm bones in my right arm and it snapped backwards and I really couldn't move my fingers. Did your arm go backwards? Did you have finger movement?
no finger movement, I dunno about where it was but I had bones sticking out
On 18, 2008 of the year August, we shall have tea. The following day we eat anyone wearing purple clothes. Then we get into tanks, drive a mile away from each other, and start firing random shells into the air. First one to hit the other tank gets a 5 second head start in the 1 legged race.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
In the one legged race, you will be hogtied and forced to compete in the Boston marathon using your penis only. We shall also set down bear traps, landmines, barbed wire, and floating thumbs. Your penis will be painted to resemble an illusion that looks like a 3-D steak; as a result, several Dobermen and Rottweilers we will be taking for a walk that morning which have been starved the previous week may attack.
My friend has a hellll good one.
At my school there is this 3 story building with an awning at the very top. A peice of string hung down, well actually it was lots of bits tied together, and it came down half way up the wall of the second story.
We decided that we wanted to see what was on the other end of the string. So we decided to make a human pyramid to get up high enough so my friend could grab it and pull it down. So now we have this pyramid, its about 4 people tall (standing), and my friend is on top reaching up while the people below him hold his ankles so he doesnt fall.
Hes about 3 inches away from the string, and he shouts "I can reach it if I jump!". So he jumps. But the people below him are still holding his ankles, so he just hinges forward so hes upside down, and the pyramid falls down.
He smacked the shit out of his head, and went to hospital. We never saw him again.
Jokes, yeah he came back to school weeks latter, he just fractured his skull.
Oh, and we found out what was on the end of the string (second time's that charm), it was an old shoe.
At my school there is this 3 story building with an awning at the very top. A peice of string hung down, well actually it was lots of bits tied together, and it came down half way up the wall of the second story.
We decided that we wanted to see what was on the other end of the string. So we decided to make a human pyramid to get up high enough so my friend could grab it and pull it down. So now we have this pyramid, its about 4 people tall (standing), and my friend is on top reaching up while the people below him hold his ankles so he doesnt fall.
Hes about 3 inches away from the string, and he shouts "I can reach it if I jump!". So he jumps. But the people below him are still holding his ankles, so he just hinges forward so hes upside down, and the pyramid falls down.
He smacked the shit out of his head, and went to hospital. We never saw him again.
Jokes, yeah he came back to school weeks latter, he just fractured his skull.
Oh, and we found out what was on the end of the string (second time's that charm), it was an old shoe.
When I see you, my heart goes DOKI⑨DOKI
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