oh, what a retarded filter, eh?


fart

When a 7 years old boy started running in the hallway with his pants on the chest, his pants were so pulled up that they were covering more than a half of his shirt

or when i was throwing a paper at the trashcan and out of nowhere an ugly boy was thrown in the trashcan, never found out who threw him =P

And when an autistic girl was playing with a straw and out of nowhere started shouting "STOOOP THAT" and my friend shouted back "YOU STOP THAT" and then he got suspended.

lol yeah, i knew that it was meant to be fart, but that was classic =P

In C++, teacher quit and we got a sub who didn't care, so a lot of people were playing unreal tournament. I use command prompt to run NET SEND and caused their game to minimize.
One kid caught on and so I taught him the numbering system for the computers. However, he instead ran NET SEND * You've been hacked! (or something like that). Every computer in the school got it and he was banned from all computer usage.

A teacher slipped on a french fry (UK: a chip) and so eating lunch in hallways was banned, despite the fact that everyone couldn't fit in cafeteria room.

In an effort to resolve people being late to class or hanging out in the halls too long, the principal placed herself and a desk in the middle of the hallway in order to get people to go to class despite the desk causing more congestion in walking traffic.

We started a fake club called The Future Entrepreneurs of the World a.k.a. The FEW. Everyone had a "elected position" in the organization, in order to place additional credentials in college applications.

One day it was 0 degrees outside. Me and a few other people filled up water bottles in order to pour it onto a 30 degree slope of sidewalk about 60 ft long. Our giant ice slide prompted the door that led to it to be locked on the following day.

Oh yeah...
Back in grade 9, I copied Quake 3: Arena onto my school account. It wouldn't work on other people's for some reason, so I logged about 30 people in my class onto my account. We had a game of Quake 3, in the middle of graphics class that went for about half an hour before the entire school server crashed because of it.
The IT guy cam stomping up to our class and banned me for a month. Thing is, it was one week before school finished, and it was my last day anyway.

most of em you had to be there for :P

but one of them was when this guy rolled in a puddle then jumped in the pond for a cigarette.

oh and in music when my music teacher was off for like 4 weeks and we always had the same substitute teacher who we always made cry

i was in sixth grade and my teacher wrote shit instead of shirt and we all thot it hilrious cuz we waz young

also when i was in seventh grade i was running around in my gym and my teacher comes in and tells us if we wanna run around like idiots hen we could go outside and run (mind you, it was snowing). so i said "sure can i just get my touque? (canadians would know) and he got all angry 'n' stuff

not tha good but i think it is

oh oh oh and theres this girl that got teabagged, and everyone always shouts teabag at her (cos we're nice) then this one time in the canteen she snapped and hit someone round the head with a plastic tray thingy

Maybe on the last day of school when I stepped in sinking mud and had to walk around with no shewz for the rest of the day...

Or when we had three computers anyone could use, and I changed the theme of desktop to yellow and black, and made a crappy MSPaint wallpaper that said "Simply Banana". It was hilarious when everyone was like "WTF".

Well until we understand what Simple Banana is we won't get the joke. Explain to us?