Because I believe that Spongebob Squarepants is an oft-overlooked and breathtakingly artistic piece of modern media that both satirizes and personifies the postmodernistic/comedic expressionist movement in television and music.
No offense, but the the last thing this clan needs is a melodramatic teenager for a leader.
Anyway, this clan doesn't need three leaders, it's just splitting you up even worse than you already are.