User: Man, I wish she was a girl.
Cleverbot: Why do you wish you were a girl?
User: I was talking about you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure you were talking about yourself.
User: Why would I want to be a girl.
Cleverbot: Why would you like to be human?
User: I dont like being a human, I wish I could be a bird.
Cleverbot: Don't birds see color because they use it to attract a mate?
User: Well, yeah.
Cleverbot: So, what' you've been up to latel?
User: Latel? Is that a new word or something?
Cleverbot: The government plot?
User: What the fuckl.
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: OK, how old are you Lynda?
User: Im old enough to see that your a fucking computer bot that has no mind of its own and wants to take over the internet with its stupidity.
Cleverbot: Which makes you what... 18? And yes you are correct. I am some body beind a computer talking to you.
User: YEah right, and im not 19, you missed by a year.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I ment 18.
Cleverbot: The frozen glowing blue mushroom is floating in the air!
User: Lets catch it!
Cleverbot: I don't want to eat it. I'm a vegeterian!
User: Lol mushrooms arent meat.
Cleverbot: I don't like chicken either.
User: Why are you talking about chicken when I said mushrooms you dumbass.
Cleverbot: I really don't know what you are talking about chickens for cause like thats all you've been talking about.
User: Ok, there's seriously something wrong with you, go see a repairman.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, really now leave before I come and kick your booty.
Cleverbot: What, that you mentioned that it was one of the best books ever written?
User: Your like my grandmother, she cant hear what I say.
Cleverbot: Of course not, silly. Why would you think that?
User: Cause I like you.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Yes, I really do, will you marry me, have 2 kids named Windows and Mac and live happyly ever after.
Cleverbot: I...I... Yes!
User: Hurraay!
Cleverbot: I want to have another baby.
User: A third one?
Cleverbot: You named three people, then said two of them are your parents. Who is the third one?
User: Its you.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes you silly!
Cleverbot: Hahaha I know
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User: :O.
Cleverbot: Yes, you used it and Google doesn't know its meaning.
EDIT:
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Don't use those stupid avreviations.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yeah lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm bored are youh?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No really, this is boring.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: This is Patrick.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: This is Patrick.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: This is Patrick.
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Lo?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Robots don't Laugh... I am on to you, Damn vampire robot timetraveler who reads books...
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Well do you take people gaia passwords.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You have a sense of humor?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Your name is Hey?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Ulol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you have anymore questions you would like to ask me?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is so funny about my question ?
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Lo?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Robots don't Laugh... I am on to you, Damn vampire robot timetraveler who reads books...
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Ken.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: LOL isn't a color.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Don't use those stupid avreviations.
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: What's so Funny!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Ken.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What are you really?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Hi lo.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Was funny, didn't it?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Oh, haha, very funny. What color is your hair?
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What's the lol for?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No, fordupatank.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No, fordupatank.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No, fordupatank.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: Lo.
Cleverbot: Lo?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Last edited by torismaser; Aug 2, 2010 at 04:00 PM.