Originally Posted by iSpeed
Oh shit , I will be arrested for pirating
Pirates were usually lynched or got their head chopped off, I you go to jail you're off lucky :P
Originally Posted by Cake
Analwache. you guys live in Duisburg?
Nope, I live near Cologne.
Alot of germans where I live. strange
A funny little story
In order to raise activity even further, I decided to share with you guys a little story. This story is kind of private but I don't give a fuck because it
is so long ago and none of you care anyways.
It's the story of my first love, and how amusingly stupid I was.
Turn back the time to Summer 2012, I was 16 years old and still in 10th grade. I never had a relationship before and obviously was still a virgin and also never kissed a girl since kindergarten. So, we come to the day at which we had to look for 2 week apprenticeships to introduce us to the hard working world and shit. Anyway, it was just weeks before that I really started using Facebook, ya know that soul-stealing-capitalist-driven-network-that-slowly-but-surely-enslaves-the-whole-world... well, Facebook.
I spotted a very cute girl one grade below me, for all intents and purposes her name shall be Eve. So Eve was just about to go on a two week school-trip for the duration of the apprenticeship (while the 10th garde does that, other grades do other stuff in the meantime). I wasstalkinginterested in her for quite some time already, so I gathered up all my courage to go and write her a message on Facebook asking for her number
(I would never ever been brave enough to ask in person anyway).
The message looked something alike this (on german ofc):
It was one of those moments that once you gained counciousness of what the f* you just did you immediatly regret it. So I literally sat on my computer after that for 4 hours straight, not once checking facebook out of sheer panic of having been rejected but at the same time not once thinking of anything diffrent. When I finally checked my FB again, turns out she answered just a mere 30 minutes after I send the message.
Her answer looked something like this:
That was when the best and at the same time worst week of my life started. We have never seen ourselfes in person for two weeks because of my apprenticeshipthingy and so I ended up writing SMS with her for the whole two weeks. Every day I would sit infront of my cellphone and wait for it to shake, while shaking even harder myself. I can now say that I never used my phone as much as at that time.
In regards to the chatting, you will no way believe this but it was as much of a pleasent suprise to me:
Eve was at least as perverted as me...
It took about three days until I started making "special" jokes and hinting at stuff, mostly to try and sound witty. She answered very quickly and we sort of started "sexting" as you will, even tho we never crossed a certain threshold of awkwardness.
Anyway, fast forward to the first day of school after my apprenticeship. It was only three days until she would go, and I was soooo super nervous what she would think of me. I never had the highest confidence about my looks, and my facebook picture was really more an opportunity shot than an accurate depiction of what I look like.
First Day: Nothing. just looks. Awkward looks. AWKWARD.
We did not talk once, we only looked at each other from far away. Not one of us had the courage to come closer as that would mean showing all our friends around what was going on. I'm pretty certain she told neither of her friends and so didn't I. Back at home, the texting continued. I did notice a change in her behaviour tho I wasn't suspecting what was to come.
Second Day: "Talking". As in, using our mouths.
The first part of the day was as usual, just awkward looks and an almost confrontation that was just a pint of courage short of happening. The interesting part happened at the bus stop. We both had a long day, until 14: 30. The busstop at that time was pretty empty as many students rode their bikes to school on long days. So it happened that I was pretty much alone at the busstop. Eve was also there by bike, but on her way home she drove past me and talked to me. I never ever remember getting as nervous as fast, but even I had no idea what was to happen. While we were awkwardly talking nonesense, she asked me if she could do something, I asked what and she immediatly leaned in to kiss me. That was my first real kiss, and it was super short and super awkward because I obviously was caught by suprise. And it was really all that ever happened, immediatly after she rode off on her bike and I can't even remember her facial expression.
Last Day: Somethings off. I noticed it as she was ignoring me ever since the kiss. At first I thought she was teasing me, but it tourned out to be otherwise. She actually intentionally avoided me, and I didn't really see her all day. Back home, she did not respond to texts. Never-ever again. It took about a week for me to realise that it is probably over. What followed were the dark times of love.
I was sad and angry at once. Eventually I stopped spamming her and started stalking on Facebook again. At some point in time she actually got a real boyfriend (our "relationship" was never on facebook, tho I still think it was one because we exchanged "I love you" a lot). I was so pissed, and so depressed, it was the first time in my life I thought about suicide. I asked myself why she just ignored me and what I did wrong, but to this day never got an answer.
Soo, I hope that was amusing for you. I would love to know if you think it was a serious "relationship" or why not. If you darem you can share your embarassing stories aswell.
is so long ago and none of you care anyways.
It's the story of my first love, and how amusingly stupid I was.
Turn back the time to Summer 2012, I was 16 years old and still in 10th grade. I never had a relationship before and obviously was still a virgin and also never kissed a girl since kindergarten. So, we come to the day at which we had to look for 2 week apprenticeships to introduce us to the hard working world and shit. Anyway, it was just weeks before that I really started using Facebook, ya know that soul-stealing-capitalist-driven-network-that-slowly-but-surely-enslaves-the-whole-world... well, Facebook.
I spotted a very cute girl one grade below me, for all intents and purposes her name shall be Eve. So Eve was just about to go on a two week school-trip for the duration of the apprenticeship (while the 10th garde does that, other grades do other stuff in the meantime). I was
(I would never ever been brave enough to ask in person anyway).
The message looked something alike this (on german ofc):
awkward
It was one of those moments that once you gained counciousness of what the f* you just did you immediatly regret it. So I literally sat on my computer after that for 4 hours straight, not once checking facebook out of sheer panic of having been rejected but at the same time not once thinking of anything diffrent. When I finally checked my FB again, turns out she answered just a mere 30 minutes after I send the message.
Her answer looked something like this:
Why am I doing this again?
That was when the best and at the same time worst week of my life started. We have never seen ourselfes in person for two weeks because of my apprenticeshipthingy and so I ended up writing SMS with her for the whole two weeks. Every day I would sit infront of my cellphone and wait for it to shake, while shaking even harder myself. I can now say that I never used my phone as much as at that time.
In regards to the chatting, you will no way believe this but it was as much of a pleasent suprise to me:
Eve was at least as perverted as me...
It took about three days until I started making "special" jokes and hinting at stuff, mostly to try and sound witty. She answered very quickly and we sort of started "sexting" as you will, even tho we never crossed a certain threshold of awkwardness.
Anyway, fast forward to the first day of school after my apprenticeship. It was only three days until she would go, and I was soooo super nervous what she would think of me. I never had the highest confidence about my looks, and my facebook picture was really more an opportunity shot than an accurate depiction of what I look like.
First Day: Nothing. just looks. Awkward looks. AWKWARD.
We did not talk once, we only looked at each other from far away. Not one of us had the courage to come closer as that would mean showing all our friends around what was going on. I'm pretty certain she told neither of her friends and so didn't I. Back at home, the texting continued. I did notice a change in her behaviour tho I wasn't suspecting what was to come.
Second Day: "Talking". As in, using our mouths.
The first part of the day was as usual, just awkward looks and an almost confrontation that was just a pint of courage short of happening. The interesting part happened at the bus stop. We both had a long day, until 14: 30. The busstop at that time was pretty empty as many students rode their bikes to school on long days. So it happened that I was pretty much alone at the busstop. Eve was also there by bike, but on her way home she drove past me and talked to me. I never ever remember getting as nervous as fast, but even I had no idea what was to happen. While we were awkwardly talking nonesense, she asked me if she could do something, I asked what and she immediatly leaned in to kiss me. That was my first real kiss, and it was super short and super awkward because I obviously was caught by suprise. And it was really all that ever happened, immediatly after she rode off on her bike and I can't even remember her facial expression.
Last Day: Somethings off. I noticed it as she was ignoring me ever since the kiss. At first I thought she was teasing me, but it tourned out to be otherwise. She actually intentionally avoided me, and I didn't really see her all day. Back home, she did not respond to texts. Never-ever again. It took about a week for me to realise that it is probably over. What followed were the dark times of love.
I was sad and angry at once. Eventually I stopped spamming her and started stalking on Facebook again. At some point in time she actually got a real boyfriend (our "relationship" was never on facebook, tho I still think it was one because we exchanged "I love you" a lot). I was so pissed, and so depressed, it was the first time in my life I thought about suicide. I asked myself why she just ignored me and what I did wrong, but to this day never got an answer.
Soo, I hope that was amusing for you. I would love to know if you think it was a serious "relationship" or why not. If you darem you can share your embarassing stories aswell.
