If there were to be a zombie Apocalypse, at the first sign of infected human beings beginning to attack each other savagely, I'd jump onto a commercial airline to a remote location where it wouldn't be suspicious to gather extremely large quantities of provisions in one country home, do my best to have a Wi-Fi connection to see how the rest of the world is doing, and wait for all of you idiots to shoot it out and kamikaze this disease into extinction. If that doesn't work, well, one more man is, contrary to popular belief, sadly unable to take the world on single-handed.